A good pair of boxer briefs will do everything the gold bond powder supposedly does, without the angry gnome side effects.
1. It is not, "supposedly."
2. We do it FOR the "side effects."
Ah, yes. Thousands of tiny cool hands, massaging my junk, all day...
Just did the trick at an afternoon Royals game. My entire body reeked of cigars, suds, and sweat (sunny and humid), except for the happy little area in my shorts: clean and dry...