Author Topic: "No thanks, keep the change."  (Read 1068 times)

cosine

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"No thanks, keep the change."
« on: June 08, 2008, 04:47:37 PM »


I just love it. From Tam's blog: http://booksbikesboomsticks.blogspot.com/2008/06/bored.html

I'm going to put it as my profile image on facebook just to annoy all the stupid college students who absolutely adore Obama. (By the way, there are an awful lot of them...)
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Re: "No thanks, keep the change."
« Reply #1 on: June 08, 2008, 05:11:45 PM »
I'm on a "rip into Obama" kick tonight, don't know why...

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his bid to be our President.

The old rancher said, 'Well, ya know, Obama is a 'post turtle'.'

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, 'When you're driving down a country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a 'post turtle'.

The old rancher saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain.

'You know he didn't get up there by himself, he doesn't belong up there, he doesn't know what to do while he is up there, and you just wonder what kind of a dumb *** put him up there.'
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Re: "No thanks, keep the change."
« Reply #2 on: June 08, 2008, 05:14:17 PM »
Hahaha, that's pretty good.

Both of them, I mean.

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Re: "No thanks, keep the change."
« Reply #3 on: June 08, 2008, 07:21:48 PM »
I'm on a "rip into Obama" kick tonight, don't know why... 

I think we all know why.  You're a racist, obviously. 
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Re: "No thanks, keep the change."
« Reply #4 on: June 08, 2008, 08:08:16 PM »
That's funny! grin
Personally, I do not understand how a bunch of people demanding a bigger govt can call themselves anarchist.
I meet lots of folks like this, claim to be anarchist but really they're just liberals with pierced genitals. - gunsmith

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