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« on: August 27, 2005, 10:20:14 AM »
All I can say is - what a shocking story!  rolleyes

From iAfrica (http://iafrica.com/loveandsex/news/472271.htm):

Zim woman electrocuted during sex

Sat, 13 Aug 2005

A Zimbabwean woman was electrocuted and her lover burnt on his hands while having sex in an electricity substation in Zimbabwe's second city Bulawayo, the New Ziana news agency reported on Friday.

The woman "believed to be a prostitute, was electrocuted while being intimate with her boyfriend," the news agency said, quoting a witness.

Owen Phiri said he heard a loud bang coming from the substation around 7:30 am and "rushed to investigate".

Screams were heard inside the substation and when Phiri opened a door, he discovered the badly burnt woman, still alive, with her partner.

She died shortly afterwards.

A 21-year-old man was slightly burnt on his hands and taken in for questioning by the police, while electricians from the Zimbabwe Electricity Supply Authority (ZESA) were checking for damage inside the substation, which had been left unlocked.

A security guard was electrocuted three years ago while having sex with a prostitute inside an electricity substation at a shopping centre in Chitungwiza, 25 kilometres south-east of Harare.
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« Reply #1 on: August 27, 2005, 10:33:47 AM »
I've heard of 'banging you lights out' but DAMN.
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« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2005, 01:04:50 PM »
They need to insulate those things.  Haven't they ever heard of GFI?  Dang third world countries..........

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« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2005, 02:48:25 PM »
I've heard of electorsex, but that is just plain shocking.
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« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2005, 03:27:30 PM »
Is this re''volt''ing behavior?  Or maybe the ''current'' way to ''have some''  Maybe there is ''Watt'' is called a ''power'' factor.  I wonder if she offered much ''resistance'' but perhaps she preferred not to be ''ohm'' when getting her rocks off.

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« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2005, 04:20:13 PM »
"Ohm" my goodness, what a re"volt"-ing way to go!
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2005, 06:34:24 PM »
Shouldn't we just rename this thread now?  Just call it Lame Pun Contest.
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« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2005, 09:44:24 PM »
Fella should've been wearing his rubbers.
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« Reply #8 on: August 28, 2005, 09:36:52 AM »
I thought that only happened when your kid first learned to walk and open doors
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« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2005, 05:47:39 AM »
Quote
Just call it Lame Pun Contest.
I dunno.  I think the best pun is in the third sentence of the article.

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