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« on: October 14, 2005, 04:47:37 PM »
From Ananova (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1570835.html?menu=news.quirkies):

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Computer chips that store music could soon be built into a woman's breast implants.

One boob could hold an MP3 player and the other the person's whole music collection.

BT futurology, who have developed the idea, say it could be available within 15 years.

BT Laboratories' analyst Ian Pearson said flexible plastic electronics would sit inside the breast. A signal would be relayed to headphones, while the device would be controlled by Bluetooth using a panel on the wrist.

According to The Sun he said: "It is now very hard for me to thing of breast implants as just decorative. If a woman has something implanted permanently, it might as well do something useful."

The senors around the body linked through the electrical impulses in the chips may also be able to warn wearers about heart murmurs, blood pressure increases, diabetes and breast cancer.

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« Reply #1 on: October 15, 2005, 01:57:24 AM »
Imagine the effects of a subwoofer...

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« Reply #2 on: October 15, 2005, 08:09:58 AM »
Gives a whole new twist to "tuning in Tokyo"...

Spoon is gonna DIE when she reads this...

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« Reply #3 on: October 15, 2005, 05:01:45 PM »
"With my head on your bre...., oops shoulder''.

One way for hubby to listen to stereo in comfort LOL!
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« Reply #4 on: October 15, 2005, 09:35:06 PM »
Twisting the knobs to bring in a station never sounded so good!
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« Reply #5 on: October 15, 2005, 09:49:08 PM »
>Twisting the knobs to bring in a station never sounded so good!<

Depending on who your stereo is attached to, I guess. Spoon would shoot ya (or shoot me)...

Before someone else says it: this gives WHOLE new meaning to the phrase "rack system"... Cheesy

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« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2005, 06:19:34 AM »
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WHOLE new meaning to the phrase "rack system"...
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LOL Cheesy - I guess that had to come out eh HR - nice one dude. Wink
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« Reply #7 on: October 17, 2005, 04:47:53 AM »
I remember seeing a well built young lady once that had a Radio printed on the front of her T shirt and the printed knobs lined up accurately and the caption read "I am a well adjusted person so quit fiddling with my knobs"
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« Reply #8 on: October 17, 2005, 06:50:43 AM »
how does the old Rock & Roll tune go?


Momma's got a squeeze-box on her chest
and daddy plays all night long


Something like that...

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« Reply #9 on: October 17, 2005, 07:06:51 AM »
Hum...

I'm recalling an episode of Green Acres where they formed the Hooterville Symphony...
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« Reply #10 on: October 17, 2005, 07:16:26 AM »
"Mama's got a squeeze box she plays on her chest and when Daddy's at home he never gets no rest, CAUSE SHE'S PLAYIN' ALL NIGHT!!"
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« Reply #11 on: October 18, 2005, 01:42:08 PM »
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Imagine the effects of a subwoofer...

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I suppose that depends entirely on where the subwoofer is "installed"!  shocked!!! shocked!!!

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« Reply #12 on: October 18, 2005, 09:18:41 PM »
I wonder if underwire bras will be advertised as "omnidirectional"?
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