It is amazing how much a tiny bird can scare a kid.
And just sitting there hovering is just wrong......very cool, but wrong.
I was on my lady friend's deck one evening, watching the hummingbirds feed, when I saw one of the bigger (?) ones slaughtering wasps. I got up to take a better look, and the little beggar hovered in mid-air, looked me up and down, then made a noise like fingernails being raked down a blackboard, letting me know that any time I felt frisky, he'd be glad to stomp a mudhole in my butt and walk it dry.
I took a good look at that knitting-needle beak and the not-exactly-sane look in that little green SOB's eyes and decided on the better part of valour.
And I was a fully-grown adult.
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