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qdemn7

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Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« on: September 08, 2008, 04:23:11 AM »
Oooh noes!!! Oh the moose-anity!
It's all part of a vast squirrel-wing conspiracy!
I heard it was justified. Bullwinkle was coming right towards them!
Must keel moose and sqvurrill! (Well, they got it half right anyway.)

If you can't laugh at this, you have no sense of humor!

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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2008, 04:29:33 AM »
That is funny.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #2 on: September 08, 2008, 05:48:19 AM »
This is a joke, right ...?  undecided

Not an actual NYT front page Huh?


 grin
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #3 on: September 08, 2008, 06:13:48 AM »
Political humor goes in Round Table, so that's where this is going.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #4 on: September 08, 2008, 06:28:54 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on September 08, 2008, 05:13:48 AM
Political humor goes in Round Table, so that's where this is going.
Wasn't sure, there's only two places, and I guessed wrong. Oh well.  rolleyes
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #5 on: September 08, 2008, 06:32:30 AM »
Quote from: qdemn7 on September 08, 2008, 05:28:54 AM
Quote from: Mike Irwin on September 08, 2008, 05:13:48 AM
Political humor goes in Round Table, so that's where this is going.
Wasn't sure, there's only two places, and I guessed wrong. Oh well.  rolleyes

You had a 50/50 chance.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #6 on: September 08, 2008, 06:37:04 AM »
Did I castigate you for picking the wrong forum?

No.

Did I simply DELETE your thread?

No.

If, however, you were to read this: http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=9081.0 you would perhaps get an inkling for what is, and what is not, a political topic.

So stop being a weepy Nancy and taking it personally.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2008, 07:01:10 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on September 08, 2008, 05:37:04 AM
So stop being a weepy Nancy and taking it personally.
My mistake, I did NOT read that, now I know. Thank you.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2008, 08:08:52 AM »
Sent to main office printer.  Will not retrieve till end of day.

Entire office thanks you.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2008, 08:10:59 AM »
That's some funny stuff!
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2008, 08:19:30 AM »
qdemn, did you make that?  This computer does not like to right click, so I can't see where the image is hosted.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2008, 08:21:00 AM »
Quote from: Ex-MA Hole on September 08, 2008, 07:10:59 AM
That's some funny stuff!

I now I got that d@rn song in my head...
Bah dada - DAH Dah dadada - DAH da dadada  
With the cymbal crashes.


This one  
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zzr1_FDOx7o

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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2008, 08:23:42 AM »
qdemn7:

Mike is our happy-go-lucky, "good cop," humanity-loving, cuddly moderator.  The others are considerably less cuddly and have been known to kneecap overly-frisky posters who don't read the stickies.

Just thought you would want to know.  And remain ambulatory.


As to the OP, gotta love it.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2008, 08:34:29 AM »
Quote from: fistful on September 08, 2008, 07:19:30 AM
qdemn, did you make that?  This computer does not like to right click, so I can't see where the image is hosted.
No, believe or not, I stole it off the Democratic Underground.  grin

Assassination of Bullwinkle

If you can't get it, PM me your email and I'll send you a copy.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2008, 08:35:51 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on September 08, 2008, 05:37:04 AM
Did I castigate you for picking the wrong forum?

No.

Did I simply DELETE your thread?

No.

If, however, you were to read this: http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=9081.0 you would perhaps get an inkling for what is, and what is not, a political topic.

So stop being a weepy Nancy and taking it personally.

Coulda been worse......Mike has burned a man's floppies for less than that....
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2008, 09:39:35 AM »
It would appear, The Gray Lady has had a significant update to their layout grid and font style sheets
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2008, 09:47:39 AM »
It all makes sense.

Russia used to own Alaska. Palin is governor of Alaska. Therefore, Palin could have russkie connections.

Therefore, Palin is Natasha with a dye job.

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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #17 on: September 08, 2008, 10:11:39 AM »

Can't be real.  Bullwinkle lives in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.

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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #18 on: September 08, 2008, 10:18:41 AM »
Quote from: jfruser on September 08, 2008, 07:23:42 AM
qdemn7:

Mike is our happy-go-lucky, "good cop," humanity-loving, cuddly moderator.  The others are considerably less cuddly and have been known to kneecap overly-frisky posters who don't read the stickies.

Just thought you would want to know.  And remain ambulatory.



That is the first time I have laughed today.

Thanks!!!
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #19 on: September 08, 2008, 12:19:44 PM »
Quote from: Jack Straw from Wichita on September 08, 2008, 09:11:39 AM

Can't be real.  Bullwinkle lives in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.


The headline said it was his vacation.

Very funny though.   laugh laugh
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #20 on: September 08, 2008, 12:38:43 PM »
Quote from: qdemn7 on September 08, 2008, 07:34:29 AM
Quote from: fistful on September 08, 2008, 07:19:30 AM
qdemn, did you make that?  This computer does not like to right click, so I can't see where the image is hosted.
No, believe or not, I stole it off the Democratic Underground.  grin   

That would explain why it's not very funny.   
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #21 on: September 08, 2008, 01:00:54 PM »
Quote from: fistful on September 08, 2008, 11:38:43 AM
Quote from: qdemn7 on September 08, 2008, 07:34:29 AM
Quote from: fistful on September 08, 2008, 07:19:30 AM
qdemn, did you make that?  This computer does not like to right click, so I can't see where the image is hosted.
No, believe or not, I stole it off the Democratic Underground.  grin   

That would explain why it's not very funny.   

It's funny in the way that "we're having Bambi-Helper for supper" is Wink
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #22 on: September 08, 2008, 01:03:48 PM »
Quote from: Jack Straw from Wichita on September 08, 2008, 09:11:39 AM

Can't be real.  Bullwinkle lives in Frostbite Falls, Minnesota.



Has anyone questioned Jesse Ventura?.....
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #23 on: September 08, 2008, 03:02:03 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on September 08, 2008, 12:00:54 PM
"we're having Bambi-Helper for supper"

Now THAT's funny.
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Re: Bullwinkle Assassinated!!!
« Reply #24 on: September 08, 2008, 03:11:50 PM »
We call them "Bambi Burgers" around here.  laugh
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