Barack Obama vs. the Pirates of Wichita (steampunk humor)

[PTK]

http://randomactsofshark.blogspot.com/2008/01/barack-obama-vs-pirates-of-wichita.html

 

EDIT: No one seems to be enjoying this. It's a steampunk styled "fanfic" of Obama, and worth every moment. I promise.

[vaskidmark]

OMG!

Except the ending is horrific 

stay safe.

skidmark

[PTK]

It's just supposed to be amusingly fiction. I figure, Obama being the good guy is part of the fiction.

[MicroBalrog]

We stared. Perhaps it was the fact that he was nine feet tall; perhaps it was his eyes, which were as gentle and compassionate and fierce as a mother bear’s; perhaps it was his armor, each chain link of which had been forged from the smoking remains of the Liberty Bell. Not even the Ronpaul’s man thought to raise a hand against him.

[PTK]

MicroBalrog gets the humor. 

[Jamisjockey]

I guess I didn't get it.

[RaspberrySurprise]

Worth the read.

[Perd Hapley]

Romney Three-faced, the Great Salt Pope, who wields the spiked and golden miter of Moroni and has twelve thousand brides, all fashioned, through surgery and sorcery, to look like Jessica Alba.

That's it.  I'm converting.

That story was incredibly funny, and very well-written and imaginative.  Especially the parts about Obama.   :rolleyes:

[MillCreek]

The writing style reminded me of a particular science fiction author.  I can't quite remember the name and have to think on it.....