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Dilbert for Fistful
« on: December 19, 2008, 05:25:08 AM »


Ok,who here talked to Scott Adams?

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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2008, 07:15:03 AM »
Hey!  How comes he gets a costume?  I wanna costume. 
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2008, 09:18:44 AM »
You already have the pants. Besides, we don't need any more furries around here.
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2008, 11:01:39 AM »
All the boss really needs is a mirror to see who's to blame  :rolleyes:

New cost-cutting measure: lay everyone off - never mind that the project still needs to be finished and the customer is going to be very upset.
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2008, 06:13:38 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on December 19, 2008, 09:18:44 AM
You already have the pants. Besides, we don't need any more furries around here.
We have furries here?
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2008, 06:22:26 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on December 19, 2008, 09:18:44 AM
Besides, we don't need any more furries around here.

You forgot the smilie to let people know you're not just mean.  :lol:

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We have furries here?

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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2008, 06:41:07 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on December 19, 2008, 09:18:44 AM
You already have the pants.

I'd prefer some tactical goat pants. 
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2008, 07:02:12 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on December 19, 2008, 06:41:07 PM
I'd prefer some tactical goat pants. 

They're sold out for the Christmas season.  I hear the '09 models will be upgraded to be even more tactical though.
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2008, 07:03:36 PM »
Thanks for the tip.  I'm always on the lookout for anything that will grant me an edge in tacticality.  It's the ONLY argument those dad-blamed zombies understand.   :mad:
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2008, 08:31:49 PM »
Not pants, but how about a nice, warm winter tactical jacket?

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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2008, 08:33:20 PM »
I'm sorry, but "Slapping the Goat" sounds vaguely dirty...

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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2008, 09:09:55 PM »
I went to the WAC gun show last weekend; saw a guy in a "tactical" vest, with radio and earpiece! Not security or anything, just his gun show going attire.....
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2008, 09:23:37 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on December 19, 2008, 07:03:36 PM
Thanks for the tip.  I'm always on the lookout for anything that will grant me an edge in tacticality. 

You're sure asking for a lot from a pair of pants, sir.....
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2008, 09:37:53 PM »
Do you all realize how many years we've been doing this stuff?  Really?  Do you?

Sigh....I've been drinking a bit and I'm borderline maudlin...but my spelling is still Oykhay.
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2008, 10:12:03 PM »
Quote from: Fly320s on December 19, 2008, 08:31:49 PM
Not pants, but how about a nice, warm winter tactical jacket?



Holy crap... Kitanica is back in business?

The intrawebz has been going crazy for years for that jacket ever since Adam on Mythbusters has been seen on-screen wearing a Kitanica parka with similar features, and people did all sorts of investigation and harassed Adam constantly, to only find out that the company was out of business.

I guess the demand put them back into business.

I love that jacket. Although I'm too self-conscious to ever be caught dead in it.  :lol:
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #15 on: December 19, 2008, 10:54:14 PM »
So what is with the padding over the spine?  It looks like my motorcycle jackets. 
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #16 on: December 20, 2008, 12:37:29 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on December 19, 2008, 10:54:14 PM
So what is with the padding over the spine?  It looks like my motorcycle jackets. 

Visual fluff designed to cath the eye of those with more money than brains.
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #17 on: December 20, 2008, 02:56:18 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on December 19, 2008, 10:54:14 PM
So what is with the padding over the spine?  It looks like my motorcycle jackets. 

I see you've never worked any Xtreme ops.  You might have worked some standard ops, even some dark ops or special ops.  But once you've been through an Xo, you'll know why serious operators need that stuff. 

Thanks for reminding me, I've got an appointment with my Xtreme, special ops Xiropractor tomorrow.  Back's been killing me. 
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #18 on: December 20, 2008, 09:50:24 AM »
The real question is this: does that jacket come in 5x?   :lol:
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #19 on: December 20, 2008, 09:53:18 AM »
Hee-hee.   :lol: 

Yeah, sometimes us super-duper operators need to gain weight.  Ya know, to blend in with the civilians, for deep cover. 
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #21 on: December 20, 2008, 10:41:26 AM »
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #22 on: December 20, 2008, 11:22:58 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Tactical pants on December 20, 2008, 09:53:18 AM

Yeah, sometimes us super-duper operators need to gain weight.  Ya know, to blend in with the civilians, for deep cover. 

In that case, I'm the Invisible Man.....  :laugh:

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One of the best, most underrated movies ever made....not to mention the best looking virgin in the '80's....  =D
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Re: Dilbert for Fistful
« Reply #23 on: December 20, 2008, 11:35:25 AM »
Quote from: MillCreek on December 19, 2008, 10:54:14 PM
So what is with the padding over the spine?  It looks like my motorcycle jackets. 

I don't know if the execution is sound or not, but it makes some sense. You might take shooting positions on your back or ribs over rocks etc. at awkward angles. I'm guessing it was at least in part inspired by armored motorcycle jackets.
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« Reply #24 on: December 20, 2008, 12:02:01 PM »
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