No, I used "hermaphroditic" because I couldn't think of the term for people who just have sex with themselves.
Onanists?
I do what I do because I was small and weak as a kid, and due to serious health issues I was always pretty ill and never took part in sports. By the time I was 18 I was 5'7" and 125lbs, which is pretty small for a male. Started lifting when I was 21 and have gradually put another 55lbs on - technically making me overweight with a BMI of 28, I wear 34" trousers though, and that's mostly because of upper thigh/glute size.
I'm not a bodybuilder though, I spend more time doing the powerlifts and big simple exercises like overhead presses. I'm closer to training like an decent standard athlete would train - the focus is on performance. I don't do enough cardio though.
Most guys who spend five evenings a week at the gym trying to sculpt every muscle would be better off going 3 or 4 times and doing big simple lifts to actually build some muscle. It pains me when the 130lb kids at the gym spend an hour on curls talking about which variation will define the 'peak' the best. Most of them just need to do some damn chin ups.
The other thing I will say though is that we are all a touch weird about each others weight. Don't mean to be rude Dion - but your ladyfriend is within a healthy range for an average 5'9" female. She's light, but some people are. I wouldn't be encouraging her to lose weight, but then again I wouldn't be encouraging her to eat as you (probably in jest) suggest to gain weight either.
Her BMI is 19, and again I'm not trying to be rude, but yours is 40. There are many people who have a healthy bodyfat level with a BMI over 25 and that technically makes them 'overweight'. There are a very few with a healthy BMI over 30, and that technically makes them 'obese'. I would guess there is almost no-one with a decent level of body fat and a BMI over 40, Ronnie Coleman would be one, but I struggle to call that healthy.
A case in point about how strange we are. I occasionally play rugby with the sons of a woman I work with. Her family are all big, and she is the biggest but is merely 5'3". As far as she is concerned, any body under about 220lbs is skinny. Rock climbers I know have called anyone over 170lbs fat.
There is a probably a reason why we end up looking like the people we spend the most time with. The two guys I spent most time with at work are both pretty huge and they are always after me to go to the chippy at lunch etc. One of them has type II diabetes.