The Daily Chuckle - A Thread

[Werewolf]

It's always good to start one's day out or even end it for that matter with a chuckle.

Here's my submission:

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5000 or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."

The husband thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5000 to ship your wife home when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

OKAY - so let's all do our best to bring a smile to the face of a fellow APS'r...   

[Monkeyleg]

:D :D :D

[Jim147]

It took me a while to click on this one but LMAO.
Thank you I needed a laugh. I'll try to return the favor when I'm having a better week.

jim

[Monkeyleg]

As long as we're on wife jokes (I hope I didn't hear this one on APS):

A 70 year-old gentleman decides that it's time he had some fun, so he buys himself a Dodge Charger. He's screaming down the interstate at 90+ miles an hour when he sees the red lights flashing behind him, so he pulls over.

The trooper says, "look. It's 30 minutes before the end of my shift, and I've heard every excuse there is. If you give me an excuse I've never heard before, I'll let you go."

The old guy says, "well, my wife left me years ago for a state trooper. I thought you were trying to give her back."