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Another nasty little time waster...
« on: July 18, 2009, 01:58:07 AM »
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 06:40:35 AM »
Fun times. I'm on level 19.
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 09:32:00 AM »
More along my tastes (plus you get to play with a trebuchet!): http://armorgames.com/play/3614/crush-the-castle
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 10:20:59 AM »
More along my tastes (plus you get to play with a trebuchet!): http://armorgames.com/play/3614/crush-the-castle
That is even better!
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 12:06:01 PM »
Where have you been?

The trebuchet game was covered extensively here a few months ago...
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2009, 12:16:30 PM »
Hanging out with the Viking, apparently...  :laugh:
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2009, 01:05:57 PM »
On occasion I like to break out this old standby:  http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html 
Wait for the ad to pass, then the game starts.

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #7 on: July 18, 2009, 01:59:10 PM »
The previous crush the castle thread :

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=19408.0

I still prefer Fantastic Contraption :

http://fantasticcontraption.com/
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #8 on: July 18, 2009, 02:11:13 PM »
On occasion I like to break out this old standby:  http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html 
Wait for the ad to pass, then the game starts.

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #9 on: July 18, 2009, 02:23:41 PM »
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #10 on: July 18, 2009, 03:05:21 PM »
So much for getting anything done today...
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #11 on: July 18, 2009, 04:02:05 PM »
I haven't blown up that much stuff since Vietnam. Making $$ to boot. =D

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #12 on: July 18, 2009, 09:19:23 PM »
Not much of a time-waster.  It was too easy to beat.
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #13 on: July 18, 2009, 09:45:36 PM »
Alright, if we're gonna bring out the great time wasters, try this on for size...

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #14 on: July 18, 2009, 09:59:57 PM »
Alright, if we're gonna bring out the great time wasters, try this on for size...

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #15 on: July 18, 2009, 11:18:58 PM »
The previous crush the castle thread :

http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=19408.0

I still prefer Fantastic Contraption :

http://fantasticcontraption.com/

And you have destroyed my productivity.

Here's one way to do it:  http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=8631109
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #16 on: July 19, 2009, 02:34:26 AM »
Not much of a time-waster.  It was too easy to beat.

Yes. To make it more interesting, I tried to go through and see which ones I could do with just one device.  I did 19/20 with just one.  It seems that #5 is too well constructed and needs two.

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #17 on: July 19, 2009, 11:38:25 AM »
This solution (not mine) is amazingly creative!
http://FantasticContraption.com/?designId=8628156
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #18 on: July 19, 2009, 01:06:06 PM »
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #19 on: July 19, 2009, 01:34:13 PM »
On occasion I like to break out this old standby:  http://www.addictinggames.com/kittencannon.html 
Wait for the ad to pass, then the game starts.

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That wasn't really fun at all. Even though kittens can be evil little biters and fighters they usually grow up to be good cats. Alot of kittens are cute too. If the game had dogs or especially deer it would be awesome.

Alright, if we're gonna bring out the great time wasters, try this on for size...

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Incredibly annoying
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Yes. To make it more interesting, I tried to go through and see which ones I could do with just one device.  I did 19/20 with just one.  It seems that #5 is too well constructed and needs two.

What the hell? I beat it quickly too, but not with only one bomb. Were you trained in EOD by any chance, or do you just know alot about architecture?

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #20 on: July 19, 2009, 10:35:35 PM »
What the hell? I beat it quickly too, but not with only one bomb. Were you trained in EOD by any chance, or do you just know alot about architecture?

lol. No, it actually (somehow) turns out easier to use one device. The ones that can't be done clearly with one seem to topple more easily by just pushing over the top and letting gravity do the work.

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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #21 on: July 19, 2009, 11:35:13 PM »
If you complete the trebuchet game and then go back through it you will have all the stones and bombs to start with.  It's kind of fun to blow up the lower level castles with the 3 bomb payload.  =D
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #22 on: July 20, 2009, 10:40:23 AM »
Back in the 90's I had a game that was basically a skeet shooting game with cats, complete with sound effects and some visuals.  It was pretty funny, but it stopped working with new Windows versions.  I have no idea if it is still around. 
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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #23 on: July 20, 2009, 11:16:46 AM »
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This solution (not mine) is amazingly creative!

A cell is more complex than that and it (apparently) appeared through a completely random assembling of chemicals.  I'm not impressed.



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Re: Another nasty little time waster...
« Reply #24 on: July 20, 2009, 02:45:20 PM »
Back in the 90's I had a game that was basically a skeet shooting game with cats, complete with sound effects and some visuals.  It was pretty funny, but it stopped working with new Windows versions.  I have no idea if it is still around. 

It is. I think I have it bookmarked at home. Two of them, actually.

Here they are:http://www.richsalter.btinternet.co.uk/
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