Eeeeeyeah...some folks would buy anything. When will it hit the Neiman-Marcus Christmas catalogue?
In case of emergency/disaster/fecal storm, closing youself up in the bed *might* keep your bodily goo from seeping into the rest of the house until someone eventually comes around to check up (i.e. loot) on you. The only thing I can see this as is an incredibly expensive body bag.
Does it come with a dehydration unit? Should keep the stench of putrification down, I guess.
Toiletry system? Gyahhh...I ain't crapped the bed since I was 3. I ain't gonna start back.
Fire resistant? Bah. I'll head outside if my place catches fire. Screw that!
As far as bulletproof...I don't have that many enemies. In case of that manner of threat, the bullets will be moving in the opposite direction away from my bed.
Geez, if I wanted a bomb/tornado shelter I'd dig one.
Regards,
Rabbit.