Sorry had to run this up one more time for this:
Peyton Manning, after living a full life, died.
When he got to heaven, God was showing him around.
They came to a modest little house with a faded Colts flag in the window.
"This house is yours for eternity, Peyton." said God.
"This is very special; not everyone gets a house up here."
Peyton felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house.
On his way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner.
It was a 3 story mansion with a black & gold sidewalk, a 50 foot tall flag
pole with an enormous Steeler flag, and in every window a Terrible Towel.
Peyton looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.
I was an all-pro quarterback, I hold many NFL records, and i even went to the Hall of Fame."
God said, "So what's your point Peyton?"
"Well, why does Ben Rothlisberger get a better house
than me?"
God chuckled, and said, "Peyton, that's not Ben's
house, it's mine.":D