Well, in the meantime I used unetbootin to put the Ubuntu alternate CD onto a flash drive, and then installed it on a 2GB lexar flash drive. It worked but for some reason it's sloooowwww. 2GB isn't enough for a normal install so I did a server install, then installed xserver-xorg, xinit, and fluxbox. Installing firefox added 200MB! Anyway it works now and I can view pictures and play video but I need to install the Nvidia driver somehow. I usually used the Ubuntu restricted hardware manager thing.