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Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« on: May 28, 2010, 08:22:06 AM »
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/05/26/AR2010052605388.html?icid=main|htmlws-main-n|dl1|link4|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.washingtonpost.com%2Fwp-dyn%2Fcontent%2Farticle%2F2010%2F05%2F26%2FAR2010052605388.html

Yes, according to the paperwork he was dead - as dead as the proberbial doornail.

No, there is nothing miraculous about his return to life - unless you count a stint in the federal prison system during the time he was dead as being in that category.

Someone is going to be in big trouble over this.  I do not think the resurrected guy is going to do too well, either.

stay safe.
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If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2010, 08:25:48 AM »
Funny maybe I should stop telling telemarketers I'm dead.
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2010, 10:38:57 AM »
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2010, 02:22:47 PM »
Quote from: Mabs on May 28, 2010, 10:38:57 AM
Proverbial? 

Fat, fast fingers which do not touch-type.

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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2010, 02:34:53 PM »
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taking a stolen check from a Culpeper County check-cashing store

So he stole a stolen check  ???
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #5 on: May 28, 2010, 02:47:33 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on May 28, 2010, 02:34:53 PM
So he stole a stolen check  ???

It's WaPo.  What do you want, journalism or grammar?

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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #6 on: May 28, 2010, 03:04:00 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on May 28, 2010, 02:47:33 PM
It's WaPo.  What do you want, journalism or grammar?

stay safe.

This guy might have come back from the dead, but I've been to Helena and back  :P
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #7 on: May 28, 2010, 03:36:19 PM »
Funny, I used to date a girl named Helena, too.  Wha'd ya think of her?

I hope nobody picked up any Life Insurance benefits from all that.

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But a sharp-eyed Circuit Court clerk named Mary McGaffic spotted Newsome's case last week in the stack of monthly indictments. As White's clerk, she remembered Newsome's death and the repeated sentencing postponements that preceded it.

Good going, Mary!
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #8 on: May 28, 2010, 05:56:19 PM »
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But a sharp-eyed Circuit Court clerk named Mary McGaffic spotted Newsome's case last week in the stack of monthly indictments. As White's clerk, she remembered Newsome's death and the repeated sentencing postponements that preceded it.

I had to read that four times before I didn't read it as "Circuit City clerk," I was really confused... "Why's a Circuit City clerk reading through stacks of monthly indictments?" :P

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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #9 on: May 28, 2010, 07:05:59 PM »
^ Thass funny.  You must be getting as old as I am, eh?  I do the same thing in my dotage and decline.  Y' 'member the expression, "older than dirt?"

Well, I'm older than the rocks the dirt was made from.

(Or, "from which the dirt was made," for you sarsaparilla drinkers.)
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #10 on: May 29, 2010, 01:19:09 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on May 28, 2010, 07:05:59 PM
^ Thass funny.  You must be getting as old as I am, eh?

I'm 29, but between this, and the occasional thing like putting the hotdogs "away" in the utensil drawer, I have to wonder how quickly my brain is aging :lol:
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #11 on: May 29, 2010, 01:59:24 AM »
Quote from: Marnoot on May 28, 2010, 05:56:19 PM
I had to read that four times before I didn't read it as "Circuit City clerk," I was really confused... "Why's a Circuit City clerk reading through stacks of monthly indictments?"

Bored at the helpdesk, and going through the crap they've copied from customers' hard drives, of course.
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #12 on: May 29, 2010, 01:43:56 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on May 28, 2010, 02:22:47 PM
Fat, fast fingers which do not touch-type.

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Speaking of touch typing, anyone here also never use the home row keys?  Never touch em.  Yet I can type about 120 depending on the material.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #13 on: May 29, 2010, 01:47:05 PM »
Why waste tax money on imprisoning this guy?  Why not just execute him?  No mercy for zombies, I say.
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #14 on: May 29, 2010, 03:47:37 PM »
exactly, don't let him bite you- you'll start stealing stolen checks
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #15 on: May 29, 2010, 04:44:48 PM »
About time we started prosecuting zombies.

One count of Being Undead, one count of Attempted Eating of Brain.
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2010, 02:48:39 AM »
Quote from: Mabs on May 29, 2010, 01:43:56 PM
Speaking of touch typing, anyone here also never use the home row keys?  Never touch em.  Yet I can type about 120 depending on the material.
and yet you used them to post that. ???
edit: and a link for the 'leet typers
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2010, 05:44:03 AM »
Quote from: sanglant on May 30, 2010, 02:48:39 AM
edit: and a link for the 'leet typers

Hmmm...why didn't I think of buying some $10 keyboards, gritting up their guts for "positive tactile feedback," (we used to dump the cookie crumbs out of them to get rid of that) sanding the letters off, and selling them for $135?

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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2010, 10:28:40 AM »
 :lol: there not normal keyboards,(least not anymore) there mechanical switch keyboards. like ibm used to make, the starting price is around 70bucks.(link) they really are easier to type on, if your used to them. it takes some time to get used to a squishy keyboard.
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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #19 on: May 30, 2010, 12:17:38 PM »
Quote from: vaskidmark on May 28, 2010, 02:47:33 PM
It's WaPo.  What do you want, journalism or grammar?

stay safe.

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Re: Man returns from the dead & is put in jail
« Reply #20 on: May 30, 2010, 03:58:55 PM »
Quote from: sanglant on May 30, 2010, 02:48:39 AM
and yet you used them to post that. ???
edit: and a link for the 'leet typers
I never touch the home row.  I touch the home row keys all the time.
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
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