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Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« on: August 14, 2010, 06:58:17 PM »
Anyone have any tried-and-true methods for keeping cats out of a flower bed or yard? I was digging in one of our front flower beds today and there must have been enough cat scat to fill up a couple gallon jugs. The whole time I was digging I was rewarded with a rich litterbox aroma.

I've looked some online, and the various powders, granules and sprays all seem to be snake oil, judging by reviews. Anyone come across any surefire methods (other than firearms and air-rifles, which are not an option for this particular problem.  :police:)?

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #1 on: August 14, 2010, 07:12:53 PM »
Have-a-heart traps and take the trapped cats to the pound.

There are other permanent ways to deal with htem, too.
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #2 on: August 14, 2010, 07:56:06 PM »
One way to stop them is to put down chicken wire on the ground around the plants.  A cat won't go where a cat can't scratch. 
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #3 on: August 14, 2010, 07:57:33 PM »
Expired pepper spray, hose where they dig. Or hose the offender if you catch him in the act.
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #4 on: August 14, 2010, 08:31:57 PM »
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enough cat scat to fill up a couple gallon jugs

Free fertilizer  :cool:
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #5 on: August 14, 2010, 10:22:30 PM »
Free fertilizer  :cool:

Sure! PM me your address and I'll ship it on up. ;) If it didn't make my flower beds reek and my wife wasn't pregnant I'd care less about them crapping in the beds.

I just found my county's animal control website, looks like they loan-out have-a-heart traps for a $50 deposit. The wife wants to try some cat-repelling plants; when if that doesn't work I may pick up one of the traps.

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #6 on: August 14, 2010, 10:46:35 PM »
[Obligatory APS response] Detcord. [/OAPSR]

Or claymores.  Just remember to point them the right way.

Another option would be .22CB's through a long barreled bolt action.  Very quiet and still quite lethal at 10-20 yards.

Or get a dog.
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #7 on: August 14, 2010, 10:47:55 PM »
Plant catnip in the neighbor's yard.
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #8 on: August 14, 2010, 10:50:33 PM »
The live traps and a trip to the pound have worked for my parents.  Of course...  they caught my aunt's miniature schnauzer last week!

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #9 on: August 14, 2010, 11:53:49 PM »
As long as kids won't frequent that flowerbed, you can rig a solution with bare wire, insulating standoffs, and a neon sign transformer.
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2010, 01:01:10 AM »
^ Related, more practical.  Use an electric fencer with a wire just high enough that they'd rather creep under and touch the wire than jump over it.  Probably more than half will sniff or paw at the wire first with obvious results.  Probably keep those wascawwy wabbits out, too.

They make electric fence wire, steel, about 22 gauge, with little barbs on it, like real barbed wire, except these barbs are dull.  Their purpose is to "comb" through the animals' hair and make a good contact.

Advice:  don't screw around with jury-rigging a half-a$$ed fencing device.  Get a real one from the hardware or feed store.  You've spent $XXX.XX on garden tools, just consider a real fencer as another garden tool.  Don't get a weed-burner type, as these might actually kill the little rascals, and weeding is something gardeners do anyhow, so you don't need one. 

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2010, 01:05:41 AM »
I have heard, but not tested this, crushed mothballs sprinkled in the beds will keep many insects, cats and mice away from the beds

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2010, 06:57:59 AM »
When my former neighbor had a problem with my cat in his garden, I asked him to spray the cat with his garden hose when/if he saw her in there.  It only took one direct hit for her to leave it alone.
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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2010, 08:13:57 AM »
You've spent $XXX.XX on garden tools, just consider a real fencer as another garden tool.

Do you have any idea how much any decent fencer would charge to hang around and watch a flowerbed 24x7?

Besides, cats love to play with epee tips.

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2010, 09:45:05 AM »
^ Get some more coffee in you before you key up.

Never had a cat when I was fencing in college.  Not allowed in dorms. Cats, not the fencing.  I mean cats not allowed.  The fencing was OK. Hm.  I guess I'd better get some more coffee in me, too, before I key up.

Anyhow, what I mean is, I can't attest to cats liking to play with epee tips.

I had a sandbox in the yeard for the kids.  Same problem with kitty poo, but worse.  I finally refreshed the sand and put a plywood cover over it, but of course you can't do that with a garden.

I guess all the neighbor cats got constipated after I covered it up.

Another side benefit was the sand stayed relatively dry after a rain (or I watered the lawn.)

Two-thirds of my cats used to go bonkers with black olives.  Acted just like it was catnip.  Never figured that out....

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2010, 05:06:16 PM »
Plant catnip in the neighbor's yard street.

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2010, 05:18:52 PM »
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Plant catnip in the neighbor's yard street.
FTFY!

I'm in a cul-de-sac with extremely low traffic. Perhaps if I planted a line of catnip out to then main thoroughfare. . .

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Re: Flowerbed Litterbox (@#!$! cats!)
« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2010, 05:52:34 PM »
Maybe just put the catnip under your back tires, then?

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