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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #75 on: August 31, 2010, 12:40:10 AM »
This whole thread makes me feel like something is missing...


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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #76 on: August 31, 2010, 06:44:44 AM »
So you're saying our puns have no footing?
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #77 on: August 31, 2010, 07:04:52 AM »
True....they have been a little slipshod since then....
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #78 on: August 31, 2010, 04:55:41 PM »
This whole thread makes me feel like something is missing...

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MAYBE A FOOT?
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #79 on: August 31, 2010, 10:37:39 PM »
MAYBE A FOOT?
RORFLRFORLFOL

Such a heel....  ;/
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #80 on: September 01, 2010, 04:48:09 AM »
This is all obviously the work of some arch-villain.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #81 on: September 01, 2010, 05:32:13 AM »
Well I see this one's just shuffling along...
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #82 on: September 01, 2010, 06:07:28 AM »
Well I see this one's just shuffling along...

Yeah, but I think it's starting to limp...
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #83 on: September 01, 2010, 07:12:02 AM »
Yeah, but I think it's starting to limp...

What can we do to improve its gait?....
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #84 on: September 01, 2010, 12:49:24 PM »
Maybe a quick jog.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #85 on: September 01, 2010, 07:33:05 PM »
Nah, play golf instead, just watch out for that dog leg on the 15th hole.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #86 on: September 01, 2010, 07:44:23 PM »
 [ar15]   This thread.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #87 on: September 01, 2010, 07:55:48 PM »
 [ar15]   Fistful's face.

It took me a while, but I finally realized what that is good for.
Quote from: jamisjockey
Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
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Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #88 on: September 01, 2010, 09:53:21 PM »
This whole thread makes me feel like something is missing...

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #89 on: September 01, 2010, 10:52:46 PM »
[ar15]   Mab's invite to play catcher.

It took me a while, but I finally realized what that is good for.

Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #90 on: September 02, 2010, 10:25:28 AM »
Who is this Mab guy?
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Sunday it felt a little better, but it was quite irritated from me rubbing it.
Quote from: Mike Irwin
If you watch any of the really early episodes of the Porter Waggoner show she was in (1967) it's very clear that he was well endowed.
Quote from: Ben
Just wanted to give a forum thumbs up to Dick.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #91 on: September 02, 2010, 05:36:59 PM »
he said he was your boi friend. we has been infiltrated. [tinfoil]

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #92 on: September 02, 2010, 06:43:26 PM »
[ar15]   Mabs' invite to play catcher.

It took me a while, but I finally realized what that is good for.



FIFM....

Who is this Mab guy?

Our APS queer spelling nazi.....  :police: :-* :police:
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #93 on: September 02, 2010, 06:56:26 PM »
FIFM....

Our APS queer spelling nazi.....  :police: :-* :police:

It's important one toe the line when it comes to spelling.
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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #94 on: September 02, 2010, 07:22:37 PM »
It's important one toe the line when it comes to spelling.

Yes...you don't have to stomp it into me....
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

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Re: Fifth Human Foot Washes Up on Canadian Shore
« Reply #95 on: September 02, 2010, 07:23:59 PM »
Getting cut off for bad spelling would be a shame...
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