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« on: February 24, 2006, 06:50:18 AM »
This is too funny.  How much of an idiot do you have to be to not know what the Daily Show is these days?  Especially when you're a politician!
http://my.earthlink.net/article/ent?guid=20060224/43fe92d0_3421_13345200602242142430439

Ill. Governor Confused by 'Daily Show' Bit
From Associated Press
February 24, 2006 10:47 AM EST

ST. LOUIS - Gov. Rod Blagojevich wasn't in on the joke. Blagojevich says he didn't realize "The Daily Show" was a comedy spoof of the news when he sat down for an interview that ended up poking fun at the sometimes-puzzled Democratic governor.

"It was going to be an interview on contraceptives ... that's all I knew about it," Blagojevich laughingly told the St. Louis Post-Dispatch in a story for Thursday's editions. "I had no idea I was going to be asked if I was 'the gay governor.'"

The interview focused on his executive order requiring pharmacies to fill prescriptions for emergency birth control.

Interviewer Jason Jones pretended to stumble over Blagojevich's name before calling him "Governor Smith." He urged Blagojevich to explain the contraception issue by playing the role of "a hot 17-year-old" and later asked if he was "the gay governor."

At one point in the interview, a startled Blagojevich looked to someone off camera and said, "Is he teasing me, or is that legit?"

The segment, which aired two weeks ago, also featured Illinois Republican Rep. Ron Stephens, a pharmacist who opposes the governor's rule. Stephens has said he knew the show was a comedy.

"I thought the governor was hip enough that he would have known that, too," Stephens said.
Oh, Lord, please let me be as sanctimonious and self-righteous as those around me, so that I may fit in.

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« Reply #1 on: February 24, 2006, 06:57:09 AM »
This is the same A-hole who will probably make Illinios the most anti-second amendment state if this piece of legislation makes it to his desk.


http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/94/HB/PDF/09400HB2414lv.pdf


http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/BillStatus.asp?GA=94&DocTypeID=HB&DocNum=2414&GAID=8&SessionID=50&Le gID=17433



Statutes Amended In Order of Appearance
 720 ILCS 5/24-1.7 new  
 720 ILCS 5/24-1.8 new  


Synopsis As Introduced
Amends the Criminal Code of 1961. Prohibits the knowing manufacture, delivery, and possession of semiautomatic assault weapons, assault weapon attachments, 50 caliber rifles, and 50 caliber cartridges. Provides for an affirmative defense to a violation for peace officers, correctional institution employees and officers, members of the Armed Services and Reserve Forces of the United States, and the Illinois National Guard while these persons are in the performance of their duties. Establishes penalties for violations. Prohibits the knowing manufacture, delivery, and possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device (a magazine, belt, drum, feed strip, or similar device that has a capacity of, or that can be readily restored or converted to accept, more than 10 rounds of ammunition and any combination of parts from which such a device can be assembled). Establishes penalties for violations. Requires a person who possesses a large capacity ammunition feeding device on the effective date of the amendatory Act, within 90 days after that date, to destroy the device, render the device permanently inoperable, relinquish the device to a law enforcement agency, or remove the device from the State. Establishes as an affirmative defense to a violation, the delivery or possession of a large capacity ammunition feeding device while in the performance of their official duties by peace officers, correctional institutional employees and officials, and members of the Armed Services or Reserve Forces of the United States or the Illinois National Guard.

House Amendment No. 1
Deletes everything after the enacting clause. Reinserts the provisions of the bill, with these changes: (1) eliminates provisions relating to 50 caliber cartridges, bayonet mounts, and grenade launchers; (2) eliminates affirmative defenses; and (3) establishes exemptions.

House Amendment No. 2
Deletes provision that defines a "semiautomatic rifle" to include a pistol grip that protrudes conspicuously beneath the action of the weapon. Provides that the exemption from the provisions of the amendatory Act relating to peace officers applies whether or not the peace officer possesses the weapon in performance of his or her official duties. Exempts from the provisions of the amendatory Act, events sanctioned by the Illinois Department of Natural Resources taking place at the Sparta Shooting Complex and transportation to and from such events if the weapons are broken down in a non-functioning state or are not immediately accessible.
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« Reply #2 on: February 24, 2006, 09:26:20 AM »
Blowjobavitch is as dirty as they come.  A buffoon as well.
Typical Illinois politician.

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« Reply #3 on: February 24, 2006, 02:10:50 PM »

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« Reply #4 on: February 27, 2006, 03:56:38 AM »
Something tells me that he has really, _really_ angered some folks on his staff, who also likely don't work for him anymore.

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« Reply #5 on: February 27, 2006, 05:12:31 AM »
Criminally dirty and terminally stupid.

I can't wait to see what happens when those two collide.
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