Before I accuse you of anything (poor taste, wasting a dollar, listening to Moby) I do want to make sure that it was you and not some other fistful that said these things.
You're very close to violating the first couple of Commandments of APS:
There is but One Fistful.
I am the Fistful your Scapegoat, who brought you to the land of APS, you shall have no other scapegoats before me.
You shall not make for yourself another scapegoat, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth.
You shall not heap scorn nor insult them; for I the Scapgoat am a jealous scapgoat, punishing children for the iniquity of parents, to the third and fourth generation of those who reject me.