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"It was a long time coming, but you have to give the guy credit. He was the Rangers' MVP, no question."
The study also concluded that 99 percent of women who pick up the phone quickly and enthusiastically do so because they are expecting a call from another man.
http://www.theonion.com/articles/arod-finally-leads-rangers-to-world-series,18320/
Other Headlines:Study: Women Always Answer Their Phones Unless They're Having Great Sex With Someone Elsehttp://www.theonion.com/articles/study-women-always-answer-their-phones-unless-they,18254/
A-Rod played for the Rangers last year. He left to go to the Yankees.
"The chances of finding out what's really going on are so remote, the only thing to do is hang the sense of it and keep yourself occupied. I'd far rather be happy than right any day.""And are you?""No, that's where it all falls apart I'm afraid. Pity, it sounds like quite a nice lifestyle otherwise."-Douglas Adams
Umm, he left Texas in 2004.