I have succumbed...

[Hutch]

After the rat-bastards stole my wife's lap top, I yielded to the I-Force.

Ordered her a Macbook Pro yesterday, and expect to pick up an IPad at a store in Atlanta this afternoon or tomorrow.

[AJ Dual]

Here are some accessories you'll be needing now. 

http://www.amazon.com/Private-Island-Wool-Beret-Black/dp/B00063W4WI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290094511&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Inc-Cigarette-Holder/dp/B000F3KP6G/ref=sr_1_3?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1290094530&sr=1-3&searchContext=B000HN9C2M,B000F3KOSA,B000F3KP6G,B000VLQ7RI,B002CTKAR0,B002NRZMUQ,B000F4RAN6,B000ROFZN6,B00191X6G4,B000H8KFH8,B002CG625C,B000ZQ8HZE,B002LLZVJ6,B000O7TDXO,B000LNHN6U,B000VDP9DO,B001RM4V78,B003D679PC,B002PKVKVG,B000ZQ6F1W,B001PBC506,B002ETAGHC,B002QGGO8I,B001RIMS9K

http://www.amazon.com/Fallen-Custom-Striped-T-Shirt-Mens/dp/B0046ZJ5PQ/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1290094610&sr=1-16&searchContext=B002D3QHQI,B001VZ848S,B00063W4WI,B000V7UE5S,B003ZZT2CE,B000HVOO0Y,B000ZBFTZU,B000LMSME8,B001HK804K,B000YLMDNW,B000HVOM2O,B003VJC6KO,B003S4HEQS,B000HP0GRK,B000HOW7O6,B0046ZJ5PQ

[AZRedhawk44]

[Hutch]

<Monty Pythonesque French accent>Merci, AJ.  I'll look into those...<accent off>

I may take up flower arranging, as well. 

[230RN]

How'd they swipe it?

[Ben]

Here are some accessories you'll be needing now. 

http://www.amazon.com/Private-Island-Wool-Beret-Black/dp/B00063W4WI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1290094511&sr=8-1

http://www.amazon.com/Forum-Novelties-Inc-Cigarette-Holder/dp/B000F3KP6G/ref=sr_1_3?s=apparel&ie=UTF8&qid=1290094530&sr=1-3&searchContext=B000HN9C2M,B000F3KOSA,B000F3KP6G,B000VLQ7RI,B002CTKAR0,B002NRZMUQ,B000F4RAN6,B000ROFZN6,B00191X6G4,B000H8KFH8,B002CG625C,B000ZQ8HZE,B002LLZVJ6,B000O7TDXO,B000LNHN6U,B000VDP9DO,B001RM4V78,B003D679PC,B002PKVKVG,B000ZQ6F1W,B001PBC506,B002ETAGHC,B002QGGO8I,B001RIMS9K

http://www.amazon.com/Fallen-Custom-Striped-T-Shirt-Mens/dp/B0046ZJ5PQ/ref=sr_1_16?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1290094610&sr=1-16&searchContext=B002D3QHQI,B001VZ848S,B00063W4WI,B000V7UE5S,B003ZZT2CE,B000HVOO0Y,B000ZBFTZU,B000LMSME8,B001HK804K,B000YLMDNW,B000HVOM2O,B003VJC6KO,B003S4HEQS,B000HP0GRK,B000HOW7O6,B0046ZJ5PQ

I try to avoid the computer wars, but holy crap that was funny. 
But you forgot the turtleneck...

[sanglant]

don't you mean dickey.

[Hutch]

from 230RN:

How'd they swipe it?

See http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=26611.0 .  They kicked in the back door.