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now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« on: February 16, 2011, 06:59:37 PM »
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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2011, 08:50:44 PM »
My wife just read that story to me out of the RGJ.  I think this guy deserves to be on the sex offender list.
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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2011, 09:33:02 PM »
C'mon, who hasn't done that?   [popcorn]
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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2011, 10:51:46 PM »
When my wife and I lived in our first apartment, I went down to the basement of the building to do some laundry. I walked in the room and, out of the corner of my eye, saw a guy sitting on a washing machine. Something wasn't right, and I turned to look. He was sitting on the machine, pants down, "pleasuring" himself.

He just looked at me with a big grin, which creeped me out as much as what he was doing. I just beat a retreat back to my apartment and called the cops.
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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #4 on: February 17, 2011, 12:38:08 AM »
Standing "in" the garage refrigerator? ???

Standing "in front of" I can comprehend.  But standing "in"?

Either they have a walk-in reefer in the garage, somebody needs to improve their proofreading, or there's some 'splainin' needs to be done.

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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #5 on: February 17, 2011, 01:20:20 AM »
Quote from: zxcvbob on February 16, 2011, 09:33:02 PM
C'mon, who hasn't done that?   [popcorn]

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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #6 on: February 17, 2011, 08:58:57 AM »
I college some friends and I were helping a guy move stuff into his apartment from his truck, we were in a kind of pattern where we were passing each other in the hall as one is coming in with an item and the other is going back out to the truck for more items.  I'm on my way out to the truck, passing the window in the hallway and I hear "clank clank clank clank" so I stop and look out the window and the guy who we are helping to move is literally humping the tailgate of his truck.  This goes on for about five or six "clank"s and then he takes a step back, puts his hands on his hips, nods a couple times in the truck's direction and says "awesome".  Then he pulls something out of the bed and starts carrying it inside.

Most random damn thing.


PS.  No this was not the candle guy.
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Re: now I know why cops always carry rubber gloves
« Reply #7 on: February 17, 2011, 11:42:22 AM »
Once, I was at a public restroom when this guy in the urinal next to me kept shakin' his business.
I didn't notice for the first 5 seconds, but my subconscious tipped me off.
I went, washed my hands, and walked out the door, where I paused.  I wondered if he was doing it with the intention of being offensive, and whether I should go back in and administer a grade A ass-kicking.

The mall was rather empty, no kids around, so I just left.
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