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When squirrels attack!
« on: April 08, 2011, 04:00:11 PM »
http://www.myfoxny.com/dpp/news/outrage-after-officer-pepper-sprays-baby-squirrel-20110408-ncx


Looks like they're training their young to get even for all the squirrel-catapults. =D  Prepare, folks.  Got enough .22 and #8 shotshells?  They're coming for us all!   [tinfoil]
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #1 on: April 08, 2011, 04:15:47 PM »
Just imagine what havoc would be let loose if Mary's lamb showed up at school now?

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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #2 on: April 08, 2011, 04:19:38 PM »
I can't believe people have a problem with him pepper-spraying the squirrel.

Let me revise that. I can't believe that people have a problem thinking pepper-spray was too much force to use on the squirrel.

He should have shot the squirrel. It might have been harmless, but you don't give a wild animal that is chasing humans the benefit of the doubt.
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #3 on: April 08, 2011, 06:19:26 PM »
what really happened is the cop was acting nuts in an attempt to catch the squirrel.

5 bucks says this causes more outrage then the 2nd grader who got sprayed recently
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #4 on: April 08, 2011, 06:26:41 PM »
I can't believe people have a problem with him pepper-spraying the squirrel.

He should've tasered it.  :laugh:

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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #5 on: April 08, 2011, 06:29:23 PM »
Quote from: Outrage After Officer Pepper Sprays Baby Squirrel
Sgt. Wes Talley said the officer stood between a group of students and the animal because he thought it may have been rabid.

Talley said after several unsuccessful attempts to scare the squirrel away, the officer used his pepper spray on it to protect the welfare of the students.

One parent questioned why the students weren't simply moved away from the squirrel.

Two students told Fox 4 in Dallas that a school official had kicked the squirrel before the officer arrived.  The district denied that ever happened
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 :facepalm: But it's OK to kick a squirrel .....  ???

My first year of college was spent at the University of South Florida in Tampa.  Apparantly, many students there were on a friendly basis with the local wildlife.  People holding a potato chip nonchalantly might find it being swiped from their hand from behind if a squirrel was in range.
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #6 on: April 08, 2011, 06:49:36 PM »
Rabies isn't a joke....just imagine the story if Officer Friendly had let that squirrel bite some soccer mom's progeny....I'd be surprised if Revs. Jackson & Sharpton didn't show up to accuse Officer Friendly of goading the squirrel to attack minority students....  ;/
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #7 on: April 09, 2011, 08:00:45 PM »
any wild critter that doesn't show appropriate fear of his food chain betters becomes darwinized around me
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #8 on: April 09, 2011, 08:38:14 PM »
Pepper spray on a baby squirrel?

Seriously?

A grown man couldn't chase off a baby squirrel?  :facepalm:

I'm calling it.

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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #9 on: April 09, 2011, 09:08:23 PM »
Pepper spray on a baby squirrel?


How do we know it was a baby squirrel?....it might have been a midget squirrel....and midgets can get vicious....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OeYmbIQYUTk
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #10 on: April 09, 2011, 09:49:21 PM »
Pepper spray on a baby squirrel?

Seriously?

A grown man couldn't chase off a baby squirrel?  :facepalm:

I'm calling it.

Officer weenie gets five man cards revoked.

I'd have donned my frisk gloves and just tried to grab it, then let it go after walking a block or whatnot too.

Shrug, however, the video didn't show if he'd already tried, and it was still approaching.

The excrement-storm if it scratched or bit a kid would have been pretty big.
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #11 on: April 09, 2011, 11:37:36 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmu5sRIizdw

He's no ordinary baby squirrel...

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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #13 on: April 10, 2011, 11:35:46 AM »
http://www.vtwinmama.com/demonic_squirrel_riding_story.htm

I remember reading that years ago. I still have that story stored on my computer.
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #14 on: April 10, 2011, 11:44:40 AM »
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Re: When squirrels attack!
« Reply #15 on: April 10, 2011, 12:41:05 PM »
MMmmmm, peppered baby squirrel... with gravy...
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