Another Rhodes scholar customer

[RoadKingLarry]

Send him a pair of water moccasins instead...... 

FTFY

[HankB]

Grammar and syntax resembles that in my last email from Nigeria . . .

(You have lazer grips? Cool . . . can I vaporize a bad guy with them?)

[Hawkmoon]

Moron phermones?

Brad

That's "pheromones"





Or, in this case, it may be "pheromorons"

[Monkeyleg]

OK, this one has to be an APS member playing a joke.

For reasons too boring to get into, I'm inviting visitors to leave reviews of some guns on my site. I screen them and if they seem legit, I add them to the page about the gun. Today I received this for the page for the Springfield Armory SOCOM 16:

Model:

SA_AA9626

Email address:
****************

Name or username:

michael8495

City:

Newport News

State:

Virginia

Purpose:

Self Defense/Law Enforcement

Rating:

4

Body:

With all the articals that I have read on the M1A I would have to rate it a four star. The reason for that is that, I have never Handled, nor fired the weapon. I am very interested in buying one on a monthly purchase plan if I could find a business that would provide me with this opprotunity. I would love to be able to write a review on this weapon.

[Perd Hapley]

Hey, cool, that's mine. You post it?

[Hawkmoon]

OK, this one has to be an APS member playing a joke.

For reasons too boring to get into, I'm inviting visitors to leave reviews of some guns on my site. I screen them and if they seem legit, I add them to the page about the gun. Today I received this for the page for the Springfield Armory SOCOM 16:

Sounds like a lead-in to one of those Nigerian scams. If you respond, he may offer to send you a check for ten times the cost of the gun if you'll cash it and send him the difference.

Tell him you have a lay-away plan. He can send you $xx per month until the full price has been paid, at which time you expect to receive his FFL's information for shipping the firearm.