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Does APS need an official cologne?
« on: April 11, 2011, 01:19:13 PM »

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The year was 1920 and quite by accident john fargginay, a Parisian butcher, discovered the ability to dramatically elevate his customer's mood with a secret recipe blending 11 popular pure essential oils with the essence of...bacon

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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2011, 01:23:38 PM »
I'm sorry but that's just stupid.









Bacon scents should be found in perfume. Otherwise, who are you attracting with your cologne?   :laugh:
« Last Edit: April 11, 2011, 01:38:28 PM by makattak »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2011, 01:29:13 PM »
Just as long as we don't end up smelling like fistful.....  =|
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2011, 01:50:03 PM »
Hoppe's 9
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2011, 02:09:22 PM »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #5 on: April 11, 2011, 02:17:16 PM »
Quote from: makattak on April 11, 2011, 01:23:38 PM
I'm sorry but that's just stupid.
Bacon scents should be found in perfume. Otherwise, who are you attracting with your cologne?   :laugh:

I dunno..... Wifey said that bacon should be its own food group....
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #6 on: April 11, 2011, 02:17:26 PM »
Quote from: Jamie B on April 11, 2011, 01:50:03 PM
Hoppe's 9

My wife loves how I smell after cleaning my guns...

Also, I actually have a bottle of Hoppe's #9 cologne. Don't ask me where it came from because I don't know.
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #7 on: April 11, 2011, 04:56:45 PM »
I thing our members should have a varity as not every cologne works with everyones personal chemistry.

Therefore anything bacon or related to gun cleaners/lubes shall be perfered, while car, outdoors (wood sents ext) alcohol or GOOD tobacco will be acceptable.

Hey! BATF cologne! Bacon, Alcohol, Tobacco and FIREARMS!!!!!
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #8 on: April 11, 2011, 07:57:27 PM »
Does this mean Black-&-Mild's are out?.....  =|

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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #9 on: April 11, 2011, 08:22:11 PM »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #10 on: April 11, 2011, 08:37:48 PM »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #11 on: April 11, 2011, 08:47:56 PM »
Quote from: makattak on April 11, 2011, 02:17:26 PM
My wife loves how I smell after cleaning my guns...

Also, I actually have a bottle of Hoppe's #9 cologne. Don't ask me where it came from because I don't know.

I have some of that cologne. It's what I clean my guns with.  =D
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #12 on: April 11, 2011, 09:47:15 PM »
No.  We do not. 
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #13 on: April 12, 2011, 06:45:29 AM »
Did anyone else see the link and think it said fargingay?
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #14 on: April 12, 2011, 04:29:31 PM »
Pine wood chips and 2-cycle exhaust.

That's fer me.

Not cottonwood.  Cottonwood just plain stinks.
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #15 on: April 12, 2011, 08:55:26 PM »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #16 on: April 13, 2011, 12:05:09 AM »
Quote from: 230RN on April 12, 2011, 04:29:31 PM
Pine wood chips and 2-cycle exhaust.

That's fer me.

Not cottonwood.  Cottonwood just plain stinks.

SWMBO makes me strip before I can come inside after satisfying my inner woodchuck.  And then I have to take a shower before and snuggle time is allowed.  The wood chips (mostly alder and maple with some birch - I have some cedar and fir on the property but have left alone so far) are fine.  It's the 2-cycle exhaust that bothers her.
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #17 on: April 13, 2011, 06:15:20 AM »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #19 on: April 13, 2011, 10:22:51 AM »
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Re: Does APS need an official cologne?
« Reply #20 on: April 14, 2011, 01:32:56 AM »
Eau d' Etcord?
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