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Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« on: May 25, 2011, 12:46:59 AM »
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #1 on: May 25, 2011, 01:43:50 AM »
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #2 on: May 25, 2011, 02:12:38 AM »
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #3 on: May 25, 2011, 02:14:39 AM »
SECONDED. We don't need pics. Even one bit. Family forum and all? Yeesh....
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #4 on: May 25, 2011, 04:36:42 AM »
I got to see what 3000# air will do to a mans hand once, it ain't pretty.
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #5 on: May 25, 2011, 08:52:38 AM »
Sissies.
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #6 on: May 25, 2011, 09:41:19 AM »
lemme just say, subdermal air is a BAD thing....   this guy is lucky to be alive....
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #7 on: May 25, 2011, 09:43:53 AM »
he was hanging curtains and slipped and fell on the potato

yeah right
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #8 on: May 25, 2011, 10:06:53 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on May 25, 2011, 09:43:53 AM
he was hanging curtains and slipped and fell on the potato

yeah right

Harold, you pervert. ;)
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #9 on: May 25, 2011, 11:06:30 AM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on May 25, 2011, 09:43:53 AM
he was hanging curtains and slipped and fell on the potato

yeah right

If I may, it apparently pierced his buttock, not the, ummm... other area. Went into his skin, not into his digestive track.

I'm sure he'd have been dead if that happened.
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #10 on: May 25, 2011, 11:29:43 AM »
rectum? dang near killed'em
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #11 on: May 25, 2011, 09:23:39 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on May 25, 2011, 11:29:43 AM
rectum? dang near killed'em

Groannnnnnn... I'm only surprised it took this long. =D
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #12 on: May 27, 2011, 02:30:31 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on May 25, 2011, 11:29:43 AM
rectum? dang near killed'em
:lol: Sweeeet...  :lol:
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #13 on: May 27, 2011, 03:36:39 PM »
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on May 25, 2011, 09:43:53 AM
he was hanging curtains and slipped and fell on the potato

yeah right

Read the article bro, it went in his cheek (into the skin), not in his anus.
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Re: Compressed Air Turns Trucker Into Balloon
« Reply #14 on: May 27, 2011, 03:44:11 PM »
Quote from: JamisJockey on May 27, 2011, 03:36:39 PM
Read the article bro, it went in his cheek (into the skin), not in his anus.

So he likes S&M.

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