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Eric Holder's after me!
« on: August 26, 2011, 09:57:36 PM »


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OFFICE OF THE ATTORNEY GENERAL
441 4th Street NW, Suite 1145S
Washington, DC 20001
Attention,
We have received instruction from the Police Department ,Home land Security and the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) here in the United States of America to prosecute you over allegations of money laundering and terrorist ($10m usd) related activities to which there is over whelming evidence of your involvement.
Note a copy of this email have been forwarded to the UNITED STATE OF AMERICA POLICE/AUTHORITIES and will be ordered for your immediate arrest.
The need for your urgent prosecution arose from your inability to secure the mandatory Clearance Certificate from the Economic And Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), Nigeria inspite of several opportunities given to you by the Police Department,Home land Security and FBI.
Inview of the indicting report submitted to the Police Department ,Home land Security and FBI by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), the Police Department ,Home land Security and FBI has recommended for your immediate prosecution.
You have to obtain the required Certificate from EFCC- DIRECTOR, DR. FRANK WILLIAMS.
CONTACT HIM ON THIS EMAIL ADDRESS : drfrankwillian@yahoo.co.jp  and the Cost of the Certificate is $170.00 only We are giving you notice of service of writ of summons after seven days of receiving this letter by mail.
If after the seven days and you are not able to obtain the Certificate to clear yourself before the Police Department ,Home land Security and FBI, Legal prosecution will begin immediately.
Justice delayed is justice denied.
Your's faithfully,
Attorney General
Eric Holder

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« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2011, 10:22:32 PM »
Crap are they coming after all of us because of our association with you?
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Re: Eric Holder's after me!
« Reply #2 on: August 26, 2011, 10:38:57 PM »
Wait until they find out about your guitar business.
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« Reply #3 on: August 26, 2011, 10:40:01 PM »
I've seen this before, and you are so screwed, man.  Give it up, pay for the certificate.  Working with the Police Department, Home land Security and FBI by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC), can be a bureaucratic nightmare.  Send the payment to me, plus a 15% adminstration fee, and I will broker the dropping of all charges through Dr. Williams for you.
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« Reply #4 on: August 26, 2011, 10:54:42 PM »
Pay it! And at only $170 it is a bargain, I had to pay twice that.  :police:
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Re: Eric Holder's after me!
« Reply #5 on: August 27, 2011, 06:00:08 AM »
Quote from: adively on August 26, 2011, 10:22:32 PM
Crap are they coming after all of us because of our association with you?

I'd wait till I received my own copy of that email before sending off for that certificate if I were you, adively.

Don't want to fall for a spammer, after all!   =D

Man, that Dr. Williams guy gets around, though... [tinfoil]  Oh, wait, it's Doctor WILLIAN, not Williams.
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« Reply #6 on: August 27, 2011, 08:03:17 AM »
Wait a minute - the email is from a YAHOO JAPAN domain! You may have been targeted by the YAKUZA!

Watch out for Orientals with tattoos . . . or even NINJAS!  :O

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Re: Eric Holder's after me!
« Reply #7 on: August 27, 2011, 10:03:49 AM »
I wonder if all these idiots would hire me to proof and edit their letters for proper usage, grammar and punctuation? I could have a healthy little side business going.

Make my red pen hand itch just reading it.
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« Reply #8 on: August 27, 2011, 10:15:59 AM »
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I thought proffreaders used blue pencils...?

I got that one back in May and posted on it... somewhere... GRM?

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i just paid my $170 and waiting for my pretty little certificate.  Don't want to PO Mr. Holder, now, do we?

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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.

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Re: Eric Holder's after me!
« Reply #9 on: August 27, 2011, 10:22:03 AM »
Reply back via forwarding as you CC the agencies listed and basically say for a cut of their profits you won't turn them in.
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« Reply #10 on: August 27, 2011, 01:36:15 PM »
If I turn you in, do I get the $170 reward?

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« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2011, 08:42:44 AM »
A lot of companies (not sure about dot-gov agencies) have a common reporting system for spam, phishing, etc. that supposedly represents them.

You can usually report/forward such stuff to them by using the eddress

"abuse(at)organizationname(dot)com, org, net, whatever."

I imagine even if they don't have a particular inbox for this "abuse" eddress, it will go to the webmaster, who can then forward it to the appropriate security personnel.

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« Last Edit: August 30, 2011, 08:46:01 AM by 230RN »
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WHATEVER YOUR DEFINITION OF "INFRINGE " IS, YOU SHOULDN'T BE DOING IT.
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