Any chance of getting a volunteer to help make said sammiches?
If I volunteer, does that mean I get to stand next to a girl and not be made fun of? Or even a grrl, or gyrl, or gurl or however it is they want to spell it?
And if I stand next to them, how close would I have to be before their cooties could jump over and land on me?
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stay safe.