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Accident Report News Video
« on: September 17, 2011, 10:20:23 AM »
All accident reports should be reported like this:

http://video.foxnews.com/v/1163488787001/best-accident-description-ever
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Re: Accident Report News Video
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2011, 03:12:27 PM »
Complete with special affects.

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Re: Accident Report News Video
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2011, 05:43:29 PM »
I hope this guy tried out for the role of Gerald McBoing-Boing when he was a kid.

For those too young to remember, Gerald was a creation of Dr. Seuss, so the original story is in verse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNsyQDmEopw

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gerald_McBoing-Boing
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Re: Accident Report News Video
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2011, 10:35:32 PM »
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Re: Accident Report News Video
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2011, 10:52:04 PM »
I suspect he's so riled up he'll have to go home and hit some of his medical MJ stash.
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