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Perd Hapley

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More bad parenting!
« on: September 16, 2011, 01:13:11 PM »
If killing them with a shotgun counts as parenting...

http://www.stltoday.com/news/local/illinois/article_7c35b748-9f5d-5b07-ba32-5db487e5043d.html

LSS, southwestern Illinois woman shoots two of her children to death, then drives into St. Louis and runs down a man and his son with her car.
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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 01:32:45 PM »
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witnesses heard the engine of Smith's older model silver two-door Saturn rev before she struck two people crossing Market Street near Memorial Drive around 6:40 p.m. Wed
That is just evil, and negates the insanity defense.

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Yokeia Smith
Why does these people have first names that sound like two unrelated words just jammed together....
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Perd Hapley

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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #2 on: September 16, 2011, 01:36:29 PM »
Yeah, why does they?
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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #3 on: September 16, 2011, 01:51:20 PM »
Shenequia, Shaquana, Lashonda, etc.
Best one I have heard, pronounced "youreene", spelled Urine!
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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #4 on: September 16, 2011, 01:56:04 PM »
This woman from the story

Length of rope

Tall tree

Some assembly required
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What was that about a pearl handled revolver and someone from New Orleans again?

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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #5 on: September 16, 2011, 02:06:53 PM »

LSS, southwestern Illinois woman shoots two of her children to death, then drives into St. Louis and runs down a man and his son with her car.

left out a detail.  "East St. Louis mother killed two children, fled, say police"

East St. Louis means I'm less surprised by this.

« Last Edit: September 16, 2011, 08:14:39 PM by lee n. field »
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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #6 on: September 16, 2011, 04:38:41 PM »
This woman from the story

Short Length of rope

Tall tree

Some assembly required
FTFY
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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #7 on: September 16, 2011, 05:24:13 PM »
This woman from the story

Length of rope

Tall tree

Some assembly required

Waste of rope.  $0.25 for gov. Surplus 5.56...don't we have like billions of those lying around?

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Re: More bad parenting!
« Reply #8 on: September 16, 2011, 06:50:35 PM »
 :facepalm:


Why can't these people practice Darwinism BEFORE giving birth and killing their offspring?
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