Fly or no fly

[Monkeyleg]

You must have had some seriously bad technique then. That's like saying 'When I shoot, I place the muzzle of my gun against the bullseye, because I was having too many AD's/ND's in my holsters and range bag."

Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "you can shake it, slap it, bang it against the wall, but you have to put it in your shorts to make the last drop fall"?

With apologies to Fistful's sensibilities.

[wmenorr67]

Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "you can shake it, slap it, bang it against the wall, but you have to put it in your shorts to make the last drop fall"?

With apologies to Fistful's sensibilities.

Not until just now.  But it is true.

[Tallpine]

Wow this thread is drifting all over the place.

No fly.

Damn TSA  

[Strings]

>With apologies to Fistful's sensibilities. <

Fistful has sensibilities?

And fly, when I wear such a garment

[AJ Dual]

Haven't you ever heard the old saying, "you can shake it, slap it, bang it against the wall, but you have to put it in your shorts to make the last drop fall"?

With apologies to Fistful's sensibilities.

It was always "No matter how a man may scream or dance, the last few drops always wind up in the pants."

[wmenorr67]

I've always heard and say, if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it and three times means you are gay.

[Monkeyleg]

It was always "No matter how a man may scream or dance, the last few drops always wind up in the pants."

How can screaming do any good?

[KD5NRH]

Having said that, getting through the maze that the briefs have, I don't use the fly. Never did, actually, as I sit when peeing.

Probably better, at least when wearing your new running skirts.

[Gowen]

I say ya ya, I say ya ya...   

http://youtu.be/rQkfmoGW_pg

[RocketMan]

When I was buying my own shorts, it was no fly. When my wife started buying my briefs, it was with fly.

Having said that, getting through the maze that the briefs have, I don't use the fly. Never did, actually, as I sit when peeing.

The first time I noticed the fine mist splashing back when using a urinal, I became a sitter, too.  (Of course, that was before my prostate became 55 years old.  Now I'm not sure I could reach a urinal.  There'd better be a floor drain nearby.