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Medicinal bacon
« on: January 25, 2012, 07:25:48 PM »
http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/health/2012/01/25/bacon-a-new-cure-for-nosebleeds/

So if you can use "strips of “cured salted pork crafted as a nasal tampon and packed within the nasal vaults”" for one orifice, who amongst us will be brave enough to check the ability of bacon to stop bleeding within other orifices?
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #1 on: January 25, 2012, 08:36:42 PM »
Stuffing bacon into any opening other than the mouth is wasteful and wrong, and must not be tolerated.  :police:
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #2 on: January 25, 2012, 09:26:10 PM »
I agree with fistful.  The world will now end in 5.....4.....3.....2....
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #3 on: January 25, 2012, 09:43:49 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 25, 2012, 09:26:10 PM
I agree with fistful.  The world will now end in 5.....4.....3.....2....
Seconded. Cotton gauze for everything else.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #4 on: January 25, 2012, 10:08:09 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 25, 2012, 09:26:10 PM
I agree with fistful.  The world will now end in 5.....4.....3.....2....

Damnit, fistful! Stop being right! I don't want the world to end!
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #5 on: January 25, 2012, 10:43:54 PM »
Anyone who would advocate doing that to perfectly good bacon deserves a bloody nose.....  :facepalm:
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #6 on: January 26, 2012, 02:09:41 AM »
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on January 25, 2012, 10:08:09 PM
Damnit, fistful! Stop being right! I don't want the world to end!
 :lol:

Thanks for the compliment.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #7 on: January 26, 2012, 09:35:12 AM »
Ahh, but what a tasty marinade it makes for the bacon... [barf]
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #8 on: January 26, 2012, 09:38:35 AM »
If it would make some of you feel better about agreeing with me, I could praise pepperoni again.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #9 on: January 26, 2012, 06:57:00 PM »
Quote from: fistful on January 26, 2012, 09:38:35 AM
If it would make some of you feel better about agreeing with me, I could praise pepperoni again.

Only if you stick it up your nose......
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #10 on: January 26, 2012, 07:03:37 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 26, 2012, 06:57:00 PM
Only if you stick it up your nose......

That wasn't where I was going to tell him to stick it  :P
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #11 on: January 26, 2012, 07:07:03 PM »
Quote from: Tallpine on January 26, 2012, 07:03:37 PM
That wasn't where I was going to tell him to stick it  :P
Damn - you beat me to it.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2012, 01:22:23 AM »
Quote from: Tallpine on January 26, 2012, 07:03:37 PM
That wasn't where I was going to tell him to stick it  :P

Do they make it that large?
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2012, 05:30:20 AM »
Quote from: grampster on January 26, 2012, 09:35:12 AM
Ahh, but what a tasty marinade it makes for the bacon... [barf]

Depends on which orifice the blood is coming from. Tampons and bacon are not interchangeable.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2012, 09:55:59 PM »
New lows being reached here boys.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #15 on: January 27, 2012, 10:21:28 PM »
Wha!? how did someone come up with the idea to stuff bacon in their nose?  ???
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #16 on: January 27, 2012, 11:29:37 PM »
Quote from: æg151337 on January 27, 2012, 10:21:28 PM
Wha!? how did someone come up with the idea to stuff bacon in their nose?  ???

Maybe they ran out of cocaine......bacon is just about as addictive....
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #17 on: January 27, 2012, 11:32:59 PM »
Quote from: seeker_two on January 27, 2012, 11:29:37 PM
Maybe they ran out of cocaine......bacon is just about as addictive....

Smells better too.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #18 on: January 27, 2012, 11:47:51 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 27, 2012, 11:32:59 PM
Smells better too.

Please tell us more about the smell of cocaine.
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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #19 on: January 27, 2012, 11:50:20 PM »
Quote from: wmenorr67 on January 27, 2012, 11:32:59 PM
Smells better too.

And less messy....one should keep a bag of powdered donuts nearby just in case you spill your coke as the po-po walks up to your car....

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Re: Medicinal bacon
« Reply #20 on: January 28, 2012, 07:20:52 AM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on January 27, 2012, 09:55:59 PM
New lows being reached here boys.

Naw, this is pretty tame.
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