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Anyone near Amarillo?
« on: March 27, 2012, 06:16:35 PM »
I need a ride.  >:D
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2012, 07:52:45 PM »
bout two hours away in Lubbock. What's up?
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2012, 07:54:49 PM »
bout two hours away in Lubbock. What's up?

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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2012, 08:36:37 PM »
Which pilot were you?   >:D
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #4 on: March 27, 2012, 08:46:10 PM »
I need a ride.  >:D

I heard the Febbies are giving you one....
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #5 on: March 27, 2012, 08:50:47 PM »
How does the self hugging coat fit?
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #6 on: March 27, 2012, 09:12:07 PM »
How does the self hugging coat fit?

Cozy and snug.  The meds are a downer though.
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #7 on: March 27, 2012, 09:15:52 PM »
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2012, 09:37:34 PM »
Anyone who actually wants to go to Amarillo is probably crazy to begin with....
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2012, 09:47:25 PM »
Anyone who actually wants to go to Amarillo is probably crazy to begin with....

The flight was going JFK to LAS.
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2012, 09:58:34 PM »
The flight was going JFK to LAS.

....and he got out in Amarillo....I rest my case....
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2012, 10:05:04 PM »
More like he was kicked out.
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Re: Anyone near Amarillo?
« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2012, 10:24:55 PM »
My dad and a sister are about 80 miles north.

They sell cars, too  ;)
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