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K Frame

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Hey Mtnbkr....
« on: June 12, 2006, 05:57:46 AM »
How's the stomach this morning?

Any interesting toddler-sized footprint bruises?

Floating ribs still intact?

Xyphoid Process pop out of your liver yet?

Did that garroting leave any marks?

Cheesy
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« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2006, 06:04:02 AM »
I'm in remarkably good shape.

I should be, I'm used to it.  Smiley

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Hey Mtnbkr....
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2006, 07:56:11 AM »
Let me guess. The daughter has taken up martial arts?
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« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2006, 08:01:25 AM »
Nooo, not yet at least.

I was playing with her last night and she would push me down, stand on my stomach while holding my hands, and JUMP JUMP JUMP! Smiley

No problem as long as I kept my stomach muscles tensioned.  

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« Reply #4 on: June 12, 2006, 08:16:32 AM »
"No problem as long as I kept my stomach muscles tensioned."

Then what was all the screaming about?

OW OW OW OW OW OH ABBY OW OW OW OW!


Note: All I really cared about was that she was expending her wrath on someone who was NOT me!
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« Reply #5 on: June 12, 2006, 08:22:02 AM »
The problem was that I was full from dinner and I was laughing.  Those two together made me feel like my heart was going to shoot out of my mouth.  Smiley

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