« previous next »
Pages: [1]

Author Topic: MrsSmith's theme song  (Read 2402 times)

vaskidmark

  • National Anthem Snob
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,799
  • WTF?
MrsSmith's theme song
« on: July 25, 2012, 12:01:25 PM »
http://elmtreeforge.blogspot.com/2012/07/speaking-of-spiders-and-snakes.html

Purposely not converted to TinyURL or otherwise disguised.  I'm sure she knows Jim Stafford's song backwards and forwards.  Probably hums it in the shower, too.

stay safe.
Report to moderator   Logged
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

vaskidmark

  • National Anthem Snob
  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,799
  • WTF?
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2012, 12:50:23 PM »
Report to moderator   Logged
If cowardly and dishonorable men sometimes shoot unarmed men with army pistols or guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary and gallows, and not by a general deprivation of a constitutional privilege.

Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.

Angel Eyes

  • Lying dog-faced pony soldier
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,555
  • You're not diggin'
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2012, 04:50:12 PM »
Report to moderator   Logged
""If you elect me, your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
                         - master strategist Joe Biden

MrsSmith

  • I do declare, someone needs an ass whoopin'
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,734
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2012, 07:00:05 PM »
Haven't we found something else to talk about yet?
Report to moderator   Logged
America is at that awkward stage; It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. ~ Claire Wolfe

Jamie B

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,866
  • I am Abynormal
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2012, 07:02:52 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on July 25, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Haven't we found something else to talk about yet?

Well, it is called the Interweb!
Report to moderator   Logged
Greatness lies not in being strong, but in the right use of strength - Henry Ward Beecher

The Almighty tells me He can get me out of this mess, but He’s pretty sure you’re f**ked! - Stephen

Scout26

  • I'm a leaf on the wind.
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 25,997
  • I spent a week in that town one night....
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2012, 08:08:19 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on July 25, 2012, 07:00:05 PM
Haven't we found something else to talk about yet?

Not when they are back in the news !!!




http://news.yahoo.com/beware-arachnophobes-half-spiders-undiscovered-160600400.html

An even better picture !!!




And for RoadKingLarry:

Use some discretion with that blowtorch....
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/man-sets-house-fire-trying-kill-spiders-blowtorch-233815257.html


APS- Armed Polite Spiders !!!!

Report to moderator   Logged
Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.

RoadKingLarry

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 21,841
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2012, 08:42:32 PM »


Don't worry Scout, I have a deep respect for the awesome power of fire in it's many uses for dealing death to arachnids and insectoids,
Report to moderator   Logged
If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or your arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that you were our countrymen.

Samuel Adams

Tallpine

  • friends
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 23,172
  • Grumpy Old Grandpa
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2012, 09:05:41 PM »
What about bats ?

We have a few of those around here  >:D
Report to moderator   Logged
Freedom is a heavy load, a great and strange burden for the spirit to undertake. It is not easy. It is not a gift given, but a choice made, and the choice may be a hard one. The road goes upward toward the light; but the laden traveller may never reach the end of it.  - Ursula Le Guin

MrsSmith

  • I do declare, someone needs an ass whoopin'
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,734
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2012, 10:18:06 PM »
Bats are good. I like bats. And snakes. And rats. And scorpions. Love 'em. Bring 'em on.
Report to moderator   Logged
America is at that awkward stage; It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. ~ Claire Wolfe

seeker_two

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,922
  • In short, most intelligence is false.
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2012, 12:13:12 AM »
How about we drop this and watch a nice, relaxing William Shatner film?......

 http://youtube.com/index?desktop_uri=%2F&gl=US#/watch?v=BrzAVBUgyHg
Report to moderator   Logged
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

MrsSmith

  • I do declare, someone needs an ass whoopin'
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,734
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2012, 12:33:53 AM »
Seeker. When will you ever learn? I haven't clicked on a link you've posted since about my second week on this forum.
Report to moderator   Logged
America is at that awkward stage; It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. ~ Claire Wolfe

seeker_two

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,922
  • In short, most intelligence is false.
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2012, 08:56:38 AM »
Why do you hate William Shatner so?......  =|
Report to moderator   Logged
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.

MrsSmith

  • I do declare, someone needs an ass whoopin'
  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 2,734
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #12 on: July 26, 2012, 09:52:27 AM »
Doesn't everyone? Have you ever heard him sing?
Report to moderator   Logged
America is at that awkward stage; It's too late to work within the system, but too early to shoot the bastards. ~ Claire Wolfe

seeker_two

  • friend
  • Senior Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 12,922
  • In short, most intelligence is false.
Re: MrsSmith's theme song
« Reply #13 on: July 27, 2012, 12:05:46 AM »
Report to moderator   Logged
Impressed yet befogged, they grasped at his vivid leading phrases, seeing only their surface meaning, and missing the deeper current of his thought.
Pages: [1]
« previous next »