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Brad Johnson

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Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« on: July 26, 2012, 11:53:49 PM »
Yes, it's real.  Yes, we have it in stock.

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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #1 on: July 27, 2012, 05:53:53 AM »
So you caved in to the Brady crowd, did you?  Limited-capacity bacon cans are a fool's paradise - one morning you will find out that having only a limited amount of bacon will fail to save your bacon, so to speak. :angel:

First it was Bloomberg saying no one needs more than 16 ounces at one time.  Now Brad is saying we should not have more than 9 ounces.  Pretty soon there will be someone coming along telling us how much oxygen we can breathe in at any one time. [tinfoil]

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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #2 on: July 27, 2012, 07:07:59 AM »
I'll let you have 21% O2.

I'm kind like that.
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #3 on: July 27, 2012, 07:43:50 AM »
Welcome to 2009.

It's supposed to be refrigerated after opening. What happens during the zombie apocalypse and you can't eat all of your tactical bacon, and you don't have a refrigerator handy? What do you do then? They have obviously overlooked this.
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #4 on: July 27, 2012, 08:00:02 AM »
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So you caved in to the Brady crowd, did you?  Limited-capacity bacon cans are a fool's paradise - one morning you will find out that having only a limited amount of bacon will fail to save your bacon, so to speak.

Ruger should make canned hams to address this problem.
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #5 on: July 27, 2012, 08:46:15 AM »
Quote from: brimic on July 27, 2012, 08:00:02 AM
Ruger should make canned hams to address this problem.

But only if they're not smaller than a P-89.....
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #6 on: July 27, 2012, 09:01:40 AM »
Quote from: bedlamite on July 27, 2012, 07:43:50 AM
Welcome to 2009.

It's supposed to be refrigerated after opening. What happens during the zombie apocalypse and you can't eat all of your tactical bacon, and you don't have a refrigerator handy? What do you do then? They have obviously overlooked this.

Any poor soul that can't put away 9 oz of bacon in one go deserves to be zombie chow. 

I guess having more than 30# of bacon in the freezer would constitue a porksenal and the bacon SWAT teams will be kicking down my doors soon.
Would having butcher hogs be considered as possession of a bacon precursor?
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #7 on: July 27, 2012, 09:31:18 AM »
Bah!!

From the label: "Smoke flavor added"

Heresy! Blasphemy!

Get a rope!

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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #8 on: July 27, 2012, 10:17:21 AM »
Thanks, but I'm waiting on LaRue or Noveske bacon.
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #9 on: July 27, 2012, 11:25:51 AM »
I have a can of that on my desk, as part of the "Bacon Shrine."

Along with a gumby-like posable Mr. Bacon, and Tracy Dempsey Original Bacon-Pecan Brittle.

The Bacon Shrine grows a little bit at a time.

(but sometimes it shrinks, too... mmmm.... bacon-brittle!)
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #10 on: July 27, 2012, 10:51:51 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on July 27, 2012, 09:01:40 AM
Would having butcher hogs be considered as possession of a bacon precursor?

Would that be like "constructive possession of bacon"?
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #11 on: July 28, 2012, 11:41:05 AM »
Quote from: bedlamite on July 27, 2012, 07:43:50 AM
Welcome to 2009.

It's supposed to be refrigerated after opening. What happens during the zombie apocalypse and you can't eat all of your tactical bacon, and you don't have a refrigerator handy? What do you do then? They have obviously overlooked this.

You have problems eating all your tactical bacon??? And you call yourself a man???
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #12 on: July 28, 2012, 12:10:40 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on July 28, 2012, 11:41:05 AM
You have problems eating all your tactical bacon??? And you call yourself a man???

A real man would either eat it all, or share it with his dog. Are you a girly-man, or do you just hate dogs?
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #13 on: July 28, 2012, 07:33:34 PM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on July 27, 2012, 09:01:40 AM
Any poor soul that can't put away 9 oz of bacon in one go deserves to be zombie chow. 


It's not the 9 oz of bacon that's the problem.  It's the 3500mg sodium chaser that comes with it.

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It's all about the pancakes, people.
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Re: Bacon. For Sale. At a gun shop.
« Reply #14 on: July 29, 2012, 05:36:09 PM »
Quote from: Brad Johnson on July 28, 2012, 07:33:34 PM
It's not the 9 oz of bacon that's the problem.  It's the 3500mg sodium chaser that comes with it.

Brad

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