Well this stupid Al Gore movie has affected my job. As I may have mentioned in the past, I work with a load of environazis in a .gov office. I may have also mentioned I'm stuck with all the collateral duties that require useful skills. One of those is Vehicle Control Officer -- acquiring and maintaining our motor pool.
One of the biggest environazis wrote the following email to the entire staff:
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I saw Al Gore's film, An Inconvenient Truth, when it opened at Paseo Neuvo on Friday night. I highly recommend it. And I am replacing my gasoline-run Saab with a diesel car so that it can run off of biodiesel, which is cleaner burning than petroleum. If you are interested in doing something similar, please ask me about it as I have made a few good contacts. XXXX runs their island vehicles on 20% biodiesel, and I wonder if our office could use vehicles that run on alternate fuels as well, as per the suggestion below in blue from an email dated May 18 2006. Perhaps we could get flex-fuel vehicles down the line? And in the meantime, maybe the [refers to a 68' research vessel] could run on biodiesel. I'd be interested to hear what the rest of you think and what is possible.
The "suggestion" referred to is an agency directive on energy savings -- too long to insert, but it basically says "try to save energy".
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My reply to the entire staff:
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We tried the dual fuel route the last time one of these directives came out due to popular demand of the enviros in the office. Everybody talked big about saving the freakin' Earth, but when it came down to it, nobody ever put the CNG in it because it was too inconvenient for them, plus the car had an initial $4700 GSA lease surcharge for the extra purchase cost for dual fuel , above and beyond the normal lease fees. I'm not doing that again. My recommendation is to drive the Stratus when you don't need a big vehicle and to ride your bikes or skateboards to work.
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I got a bunch of whiny responses to this, but basically there was a CNG filling station 3 miles from our office. It was too far out of the way of the Birkenstock wearers, so they always just filled the "gotta save the Earth" car with gasoline. Plus one of our other vehicles is a Suburban. Everyone claims they hate it and that it's an awful gas guzzler, but when I do my quarterly vehicle reports, somehow it always ends up in first or second place for miles driven. Hmmm.
So basically Gore is creating a lot of shrill people telling others to "spread the message" on how to live, but from my experience, the real inconvenient truth is that all these enviro-whiners are big talkers, but when it comes to following their own advice, find that it is too inconvenient for them.
/rant mode off