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Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« on: August 22, 2012, 05:33:42 PM »
http://www.jsonline.com/news/crime/runaway-juror-ditches-service-for-cancun-0i6irg1-166983106.html?ipad=y

Juror doesn't show up for deliberations, instead heads to Cancun.  She apparently already had the tickets and figured that she didn't need to tell anybody during juror selection because the trial was only supposed to last a couple of days.

Bonus:  the name of the guy on trial is "Spartacus Outlaw"

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Re: Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« Reply #1 on: August 22, 2012, 06:55:25 PM »
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Whatever sanction, fine or lecture Samardzic might face from Watts, she'll also be thrown right back into the hopper for jury duty without the usual four-year reprieve.

"We're going to have her right back here in September," Watson-Schumann said.

Even Lawyer Ned Hammford knows that would be grounds for a motion to dismiss.

Community service idea - standing out in front of the courthouse wearing a sign reading "I'm the idiot who skipped out in the middle of a jury trial to go on vacation because I didn't understand what 'duration of the trial' means."

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Re: Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« Reply #2 on: August 22, 2012, 07:10:20 PM »
I am envious because I did not name my kids something cool like Spartacus Outlaw.
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Re: Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« Reply #3 on: August 22, 2012, 08:00:26 PM »
If this were Texas, I'd say that juror had decided to work closer to home....
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Re: Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« Reply #4 on: August 22, 2012, 08:06:06 PM »
I am envious because I did not name my kids something cool like Spartacus Outlaw.

I still hate that awful name   =(


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Re: Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« Reply #5 on: August 22, 2012, 10:17:47 PM »
I would think it is appropriate to charge the lady's credit card for the costs of the abortive trial.
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Re: Screw it... I'm going to Cancun
« Reply #6 on: August 22, 2012, 10:49:45 PM »
I still hate that awful name   =(


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