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Harold Tuttle

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« on: June 19, 2006, 11:00:47 AM »
A news article  from a Florida Newspaper:

    When Nathan Radlich's house was burgled, thieves left his TV, his VCR, and even his  watch.  What they did take was a "generic white cardboard box filled with grayish-white powder." (That at least is the way the police described it.)  A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said, "that it looked similar to cocaine, and they'd probably thought they'd hit the big time."

   Then Nathan stood in front of the TV cameras and pleaded with the burglars, "Please return the cremated remains of my sister, Gertrude.  She died three years ago."

   Well, the next morning the bullet-riddled corpse of a drug dealer known as Hoochie Pevens was found on Nathan's doorstep.  The cardboard box was there too with about half of Gertrude's ashes remaining, and there was this note which read, "Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.  Sorry we snorted your sister.  No hard feelings.  Have  a nice day."

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« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2006, 11:05:36 AM »
Snoped in 1996.

Funny tho. Cheesy

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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2006, 01:46:09 PM »
Southpark did a funny treatment of this...

After the episode where Kenny dies (for real.  The whole episode was about Kenny dying.), Cartman mistakes his ashes for chocolate milk mix and drinks them.  All of them.  The five minute scene of him mixing the ashes with milk and downing glass after glass is priceless.