Ordering a Death Wish is not the same as having a Death Wish.
Here at Death Wish Coffee we have found a coffee bean with close to 200% the amount of caffeine as your typical coffee shop coffee
Big deal. Any good NCO can turn the cheapest canned ground coffee into a death-delivering beverage with your standard Mr. Coffee set.
Let us know after it comes in if it was any good.
BTW, I did find the MSDS for the stuff:
Unsafe Material Data Sheet
Pentamug, 5% solution in water
Manufacturer and Contact Information
Manufacturer: Interactive Learning Paradigms, Inc. Contact: Email: ILPI Support
Web: http://www.ilpi.com/fun/msds/
Chemical ID #: QZ7-550799-749A Validity of this report: Zero, none, nada, zip
Date Prepared: Saturday, September 1, 2012 If you believe this you: need to get a life
Toxicity and Health Effects
Pentamug, 5% solution in water is a chemical that has been scientifically proven to induce fast scurvy in 666% of ferrets after transdermal administration of 13 nanograms.
Formal human studies on the toxicity of Pentamug, 5% solution in water have not been done. However, a recently released FDA report revealed that Ben developed tiny cranial hemorrhoids after just one exposure. OSHA and the EPA have reported that this chemical is so likely to kill you that it makes polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons look like Kool-Aid(tm).
Both acute and chronic exposure to Pentamug, 5% solution in water results in transmogrification of the brain. Occupational exposure is particularly severe for writers, who typically combine this chemical with arsenic for use as a personal lubricant.
First Aid Procedures
In case of contact with skin, flush the affected area liberally with coffee for 15 minutes. If victim's tongue comes in contact with Pentamug, 5% solution in water, it is likely to shrink in size and probably should be removed surgically; in either case this will still be larger than MrsSmith's tongue.
Inhalation of Pentamug, 5% solution in water may cause erectile dysfunction. If possible, remove victim to fresh air and administer absolute ethanol until the victim either dies or signs a legal waiver freeing you from liability.
Use of goggless with this chemical is generally recommended, however a study using this protection for Charlie Sheen's finger revealed that Pentamug, 5% solution in water can overwhelm even these protective measures.
