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APS Official ______
« on: September 14, 2012, 12:54:33 AM »
I was just thinking about some of the things that really should be listed as APS Board Sports. The first few that came to mind:

Seeing how many puns can be made from a post topic.

Seeing how few replies it takes before veering a thread completely off-topic.
- Seeing how long such off-topic streak can be maintained before the first reply that is back on topic.

Setting the land speed record from OP to Godwin'd.

Spiders!

Exploring the versatility of the official board scapegoat and innovations in the use there-of: Fistful.


So, what else ya'll got for the list?  [popcorn]
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 01:00:27 AM »
Detcord.
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 01:18:21 AM »
You must be a Nazi because you didn't mention bacon.
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« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 01:29:27 AM »
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 01:35:41 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on September 14, 2012, 01:18:21 AM
You must be a Nazi because you didn't mention bacon.

Bacon is a given, like air.  :lol:
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 06:30:28 AM »
Godwined in two. Not the record.
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« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 07:32:02 AM »
Blaming Fisty

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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 08:22:50 AM »
How long it takes for the suggestion to any problem to be dust off and nuke the site from orbit.  It's the only way to be sure.
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 12:07:36 PM »
Mentions of Firefly/Serenity.
How quickly Zardoz and the Hoff come up in threads.

edit for typo
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« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 12:34:32 PM »
Pirate Hunting.
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« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2012, 02:04:47 PM »
Weirdest WTF Asian youtube video.
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« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2012, 02:38:36 PM »
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« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2012, 03:00:16 PM »
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« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2012, 05:11:20 PM »
Photoshop call outs!
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« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2012, 08:12:53 AM »
Troll welcoming parties.
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2012, 06:53:41 PM »
NO! NO! NO! Spiders are not in any way any sort of official anything.

I said no!
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Re: APS Official ______
« Reply #16 on: September 15, 2012, 06:57:15 PM »
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Now can you animate (fractal) it?   [popcorn]
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« Reply #17 on: September 15, 2012, 11:08:44 PM »
Quote from: MrsSmith on September 15, 2012, 06:53:41 PM
NO! NO! NO! Spiders are not in any way any sort of official anything.

I said no!

The official 8-Legged Critter of APS....  Armed Polite Spiders....
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Some days even my lucky rocketship underpants won't help.


Bring me my Broadsword and a clear understanding.
Get up to the roundhouse on the cliff-top standing.
Take women and children and bed them down.
Bless with a hard heart those that stand with me.
Bless the women and children who firm our hands.
Put our backs to the north wind.
Hold fast by the river.
Sweet memories to drive us on,
for the motherland.
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