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No, I did not make this up
« on: September 14, 2012, 11:52:12 AM »
http://www.northescambia.com/2012/09/deadly-weapon-cantonment-woman-beats-boyfriend-with-his-own-leg

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A Cantonment woman has been charged with pulling of her boyfriend’s prosthetic leg and beating him with it in Baker.

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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2012, 12:01:03 PM »
Too easy.
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2012, 12:02:35 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on September 14, 2012, 12:01:03 PM
Too easy.

But sometimes those fish swimming merrily about their barrel just need to die...  >:D


So I guess she got a leg-up on her boy friend?
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2012, 12:08:55 PM »
So she made good on her threat to rip his leg off and beat him around his head and shoulders?
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2012, 12:32:30 PM »
Hmmm.
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Jadian Faye-Marie Hatfield, 23, is charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill, domestic violence battery, interfering with the custody of a minor, and possession of a firearm by a convicted felon.

Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I don't think too many people would be making jokes if the perp was a man who beat his *disabled* girlfriend with one of her prosthetic appendages. ;/
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2012, 12:32:53 PM »
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2012, 12:48:41 PM »
Quote from: kgbsquirrel on September 14, 2012, 12:02:35 PM
But sometimes those fish swimming merrily about their barrel just need to die...  >:D


So I guess she got a leg-up on her boy friend?

Gonna go out on a limb and admit you're right. Also proves that a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest really IS at a disadvantage.
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2012, 01:07:47 PM »
She doesn't look all that upset in that photo.
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2012, 01:34:52 PM »
Quote from: SADShooter on September 14, 2012, 12:48:41 PM
Gonna go out on a limb and admit you're right. Also proves that a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest really IS at a disadvantage.

I don't think that argument stands on its own two legs
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2012, 01:44:21 PM »
I wish I had just stuck to the material provided rather then reading the full link.

 =(

It's just not fun any more, after the whole pulls a shotgun on the one legged baby daddy, in front of two year old child...

Although, I guess I do have a question. If his leg has been taken and used as a weapon, then it would be evidence for trial, right? So, if he only has the one prostheic, would he be without it until after the trial and the evidence was released or would they give it back or make other arrangements?
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Re: Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2012, 02:48:00 PM »
So she got a leg up on him?

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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2012, 07:34:09 PM »
Quote from: kgbsquirrel on September 14, 2012, 12:02:35 PM
But sometimes those fish swimming merrily about their barrel just need to die...  >:D


So I guess she got a leg-up on her boy friend?

YOU STOLE WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #12 on: September 18, 2012, 12:56:49 PM »
Quote from: brimic on September 14, 2012, 12:32:30 PM
Hmmm.
Sorry to be a wet blanket, but I don't think too many people would be making jokes if the perp was a man who beat his *disabled* girlfriend with one of her prosthetic appendages. ;/

I would but then I've always been able to see the humor in the darkest of situations.  There would have been more jokes as well.
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #13 on: September 18, 2012, 02:32:01 PM »
No bloody stump? meh, where's the fun in that?  =|
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #14 on: September 18, 2012, 03:04:41 PM »
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« Reply #15 on: September 18, 2012, 03:10:42 PM »
At least she did not stick it in his arse and make him walk on his elbows....
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #16 on: September 19, 2012, 04:12:03 AM »
Quote from: Jamie B on September 18, 2012, 03:10:42 PM
At least she did not stick it in his arse and make him walk on his elbows....

That would be a new twist on an old threat: "I'm gonna break your leg off in your own ass!"
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Re: No, I did not make this up
« Reply #17 on: September 19, 2012, 06:12:22 AM »
Quote from: MechAg94 on September 14, 2012, 01:07:47 PM
She doesn't look all that upset in that photo.

No.....but, at the time, she was hopping mad.....
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