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11 Ways to Cook Bacon That will Probably Kill You
« on: October 18, 2012, 10:05:20 PM »
Well, kill a normal human. They sound like they're right up the old APS alley:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/11-ways-to-cook-bacon-that-will-probably-kill-you
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Re: 11 Ways to Cook Bacon That will Probably Kill You
« Reply #1 on: October 18, 2012, 10:12:45 PM »
That's all that's on the Sunday brunch menu?

It's almost not worth getting up for.

Notice I said "almost" - it is bacon, after all.

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Re: 11 Ways to Cook Bacon That will Probably Kill You
« Reply #2 on: October 18, 2012, 10:50:30 PM »
# 4 looks good.
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Re: 11 Ways to Cook Bacon That will Probably Kill You
« Reply #3 on: October 18, 2012, 11:38:42 PM »
There is only ONE way to cook bacon: Put bacon in frying pan, place frying pan on stove, heat until bacon is cooked to your taste.

Anything else is contamination of bacon.
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