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No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« on: November 06, 2012, 03:50:19 PM »
Des Moines t-shirt shop tells Secret Service why they will not consent to having the store searched before an Obama rally yesterday (11/5/12).  They claim a valid reason.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/des-moines-store-near-obama-rally-message-secret-224034954--election.html

6:45 PM update states the sign was eventually taken down - but does not say when.

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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2012, 04:03:34 PM »
Wow.  Now that's a funny sign.  I may have to find them online and buy a shirt, just because they gave me a good laugh.  :rofl:
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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2012, 04:03:59 PM »
That sign earned a good laugh from me. Pity they took it down though.

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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2012, 04:38:14 PM »
Shame they didn't stand their ground.  I'd refuse to consent to search, too.  Regardless of the candidate. 
Of course, knowing this administration, the shop owners should expect an IRS audit post haste.
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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2012, 04:42:49 PM »
And perhaps also a "CI tip" that there was a meth lab in the back, necessitating a dynamic entry through the front with an MRAP.  =|

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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2012, 05:35:25 PM »
....and a TSA nudie-scope placed at each exit....
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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2012, 01:31:11 PM »
And unless they DO have Columbian prostitutes working there . . . felony charges of lying to Federal law enforcement. (The note was addressed to the Secret Service, after all.)
« Last Edit: November 07, 2012, 03:44:46 PM by HankB »
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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #7 on: November 07, 2012, 02:07:39 PM »
The hour is fast approaching,on which the Honor&Success of this army,and the safety of our bleeding Country depend.Remember~Soldiers,that you are Freemen,fighting for the blessings of Liberty-that slavery will be your portion,and that of your posterity,if you do not acquit yourselves like men.GW8/76

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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #8 on: November 07, 2012, 10:58:28 PM »
http://raygunsite.com/shop/

Cool stuff.

Think I'm gonna order a bunch of stuff before my money is redistributed elsewhere.

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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #9 on: November 08, 2012, 12:24:20 AM »
what is the USMW?
united states middle west?
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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #10 on: November 08, 2012, 12:36:06 AM »
what is the USMW?
united states middle west?

Uber-super-mid-west - somewhere in Kansas.
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Re: No, Secret Service, you cannot search here
« Reply #11 on: November 08, 2012, 06:22:11 AM »
what is the USMW?
united states middle west?

It's the "no coast" part of the country, otherwise known as the fly-over zone.  Be sure to wave on your next pass.

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Hey you kids!! Get off my lawn!!!

They keep making this eternal vigilance thing harder and harder.  Protecting the 2nd amendment is like playing PACMAN - there's no pause button so you can go to the bathroom.