"Who are you and how do you know my name?"
I am Barrister Bootoombe Boonique, accounts manager for Federated International Bank of Lagos, Nigeria.
A Mr. Bill Johnson, his wife, and daughter were killed in a traffic accident in my country in 1999. Mr. Bill Johnson was a very, very bad mans, as he managed to embezzle and hide in my bank a sum of Exactly One Hundred Million ($100 Million) U.S. DOLLARS.
By claiming to be Mr. Bill Johnson's next of kin, you can help us move this money from Federated International Bank of Lagos, Nigeria. For helping, you shall be entitled to a consideration in sum of Exactly One Hundred Five Million ($105 Millon) U.S. DOLLARS.
Please send me your bank account information immediately so we can begin the transfer process.
Yours in fraternal secrecy and debauchery,
Barrister Bootoombe Boonique