Uncle Sporty has an ad on my site for his store in Clackamas, OR. He also lists it under Clackamas, WA.
As for the cop shooting the bad guy, she should have waterboarded him instead. That might have made news if he wasn't caucasian. If it was a caucasian male, she should have said she shot him because he made a sexist remark. That would have made news, and Gloria Aldrich would have taken the female cop's defense case.