Kim Jong Un wants to nuke Dennis Rodman

[AZRedhawk44]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4829035/north-korea-says-it-will-launch-nuclear-attack-on-america.html

NORTH Korea led by tyrant Kim Jong-un has sensationally vowed to launch a NUCLEAR attack on the USA.

The provocative statement comes weeks after the country conducted underground nuclear tests which caused a massive earthquake.

America’s west coast cities on Los Angeles and San Francisco are feared to be in Kim’s sights.

 

Whatever.


His buddy Dennis Rodman lives in Newport Beach, near LA.  His target.

[T.O.M.]

Last I read, they don't have a device small enough to fit into a missle...

Then again, load it into a plane, a set of pilots committed to the cause, they might be able to damage somewhere...

[Boomhauer]

Oh no! He going to keer Dennis Raman!

[Phyphor]

Last I read, they don't have a device small enough to fit into a missle...

Then again, load it into a plane, a set of pilots committed to the cause, they might be able to damage somewhere...

Duct tape fixes everything, dude. 

[geronimotwo]

Last I read, they don't have a device small enough to fit into a missle...

Then again, load it into a plane, a set of pilots committed to the cause, they might be able to damage somewhere...

just load it as freight, and detonate while in the LAX holding pattern.

[41magsnub]

You could stick Rodman in the tip of a NorK missile and call it a biological weapon.  It would be the modern version of catapulting plague victims over the wall.

[brimic]

 

[longeyes]

The Norks don't need a ballistic missile to deliver a nuke.  it could come by land or sea.   See above.

The real threat is that some in our own nation might welcome such an attack.

[Gewehr98]

When's the launch, and when can somebody tell Dianne Feinstein there's a family emergency she needs to attend back in San Fran?

[Viking]

Is there any way to shoot down an incoming missile?

[Boomhauer]

Is there any way to shoot down an incoming missile?

Technically, yes.

Do we have such systems? Well our excellent leaders have handled acquiring and implementing them in their usual, stellar manner.

[Regolith]

Is there any way to shoot down an incoming missile?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ground-Based_Midcourse_Defense
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aegis_Ballistic_Missile_Defense_System
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminal_High_Altitude_Area_Defensev
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_missile

[Jim147]

Is there any way to shoot down an incoming missile?

We could stop them or we  could have 55 less blue votes in 2016.

jim

[AJ Dual]

We could stop them or we  could have 55 less blue votes in 2016.

jim

That's what I was thinking too. 

[TechMan]

When's the launch, and when can somebody tell Dianne Feinstein there's a family emergency she needs to attend back in San Fran?

Make sure she brings Pelosi along with her.

[slingshot]

Kim Jong Un would never threaten a nation that he knew would attack him first.  Idiot.  He can hang with Rodman.  They might make good kids together.