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COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« on: March 08, 2013, 08:29:42 AM »
No you didn't read the title wrong.

Woman driving drunk (BAC .217) hits a mobile home.
She gets out and starts yelling at the home owner.
She is wearing just a white sweat shirt and nothing else, no pants or shoes.
She grabs the man's daughter and got into his son's Power Wheels truck.
Man gets his children and takes them to his parents house.
He comes back and finds her still trying to drive the truck away.
He makes her get out the truck and she then goes to her mother's house, where the police find and arrest her.

http://www.wmbfnews.com/story/21518871/pantless-jonesboro-woman-tries-to-leave-dwi-scene-in-toy-truck
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #1 on: March 08, 2013, 09:08:40 AM »
She looks quite a bit older than 29. Id wager she is more than just an alchoholic.

And the only thing this story is missing is her getting tased.
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #2 on: March 08, 2013, 11:23:39 AM »
Quote from: Boomhauer on March 08, 2013, 09:08:40 AM
She looks quite a bit older than 29. Id wager she is more than just an alchoholic.

And the only thing this story is missing is her getting tased.

Faces of meth?

This story is much more hilarious if you hum the COPS theme music while reading it.
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #3 on: March 08, 2013, 11:26:46 AM »
Quote from: French G. on March 08, 2013, 11:23:39 AM
Faces of meth?

This story is much more hilarious if you hum the COPS theme music while reading it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FPp4qb-phrA
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #4 on: March 08, 2013, 11:30:53 AM »
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2013, 12:57:28 PM »
she gets good landshark she can beat the dui
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2013, 01:05:52 PM »
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she gets good landshark she can beat the dui

What about the DWP  ???

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« Reply #7 on: March 08, 2013, 03:14:08 PM »
"Mommy, why does my toy truck smell like fish?"  :O
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #8 on: March 08, 2013, 03:16:43 PM »
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"Mommy, why does my toy truck smell like fish?"  :O


You just had to go there....  [barf]
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #9 on: March 08, 2013, 03:17:53 PM »
It's for the children.   ;)
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« Reply #10 on: March 08, 2013, 03:19:09 PM »
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #11 on: March 08, 2013, 10:45:47 PM »
Two words: Power Washer.

Also can be used on the truck.
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #12 on: March 09, 2013, 02:40:51 AM »
its all fun and games until the police arrive. ... she looks plain drunk to me.

her facebook page mentions Agape House,
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Maybe this will be the bottom point and she can start over, I hope so.
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Re: COPS: Pantless Arkansas woman tries to leave DWI scene in toy truck
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2013, 03:32:13 AM »
Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when crazy lady steals your power wheels truck from you?

Stole OJs last intact record too, slowest high speed chase ever.
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« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2013, 11:18:12 AM »
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Bad boy, bad boy, whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when crazy lady steals your power wheels truck from you?


Within a whisker, I came, of snorting coffee on the laptop, hmmm?
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