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« on: March 28, 2013, 09:34:08 PM »
A reason to be So Happy It's Thursday.

Fred Phelps's kid gets sat on by a naked 500 lbs dude.   Hilarity ensues  >:D

"An eye-witness later claimed that he saw Phelps being pursued down the street outside the mobile studio by a naked fat man."



http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2300604/David-Phelps-son-Westboro-Baptist-Church-leader-attacked-naked-35-STONE-man.html
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« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2013, 09:49:04 PM »
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« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2013, 10:18:52 PM »
 =D
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« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2013, 10:21:23 PM »
 :rofl:
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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2013, 12:50:57 AM »
What disability would it take to not ba able to outrun a naked 500 lb person? I'd bet even our resident infirms could manage it. Sounds to me like he wanted it.
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« Reply #5 on: March 29, 2013, 01:01:07 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on March 29, 2013, 12:50:57 AM
What disability would it take to not ba able to outrun a naked 500 lb person? I'd bet even our resident infirms could manage it. Sounds to me like he wanted it.

He was ambushed from behind.  (Sorry, I could not resist.)

Sumo wrestlers who exceed 500 pounds are pretty fast and agile.. However, the guy did not look like he participated in the ancient Japanese sport.  But mad props to him anyhow for not needing the wall cut away and a flatbed to haul him around.

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« Reply #6 on: March 29, 2013, 05:29:26 AM »
Quote from: RoadKingLarry on March 29, 2013, 12:50:57 AM
What disability would it take to not ba able to outrun a naked 500 lb person? I'd bet even our resident infirms could manage it. Sounds to me like he wanted it.
Bum knee and fat ass be damned, a naked dude of ANY size is chasing me I'm finding my inner skinny dude and moving like the *expletive deleted*ing wind.

Or shooting the fat bastard. Shooting the fat bastard is also a viable option.
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« Reply #7 on: March 29, 2013, 06:51:46 AM »
Quote from: lupinus on March 29, 2013, 05:29:26 AM
Or shooting the fat bastard. Shooting the fat bastard is also a viable option.

What did he ever do to you?



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« Reply #8 on: March 29, 2013, 09:27:38 AM »
"Sumo wrestlers who exceed 500 pounds are pretty fast and agile."

Over extremely short distances...

Ask one to run a 100 yard dash, and he probably goes to the land of ghosts and shadows before he hits the 30 yard mark.
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« Reply #9 on: March 29, 2013, 09:56:24 AM »
Quote from: Mike Irwin on March 29, 2013, 09:27:38 AM
"Sumo wrestlers who exceed 500 pounds are pretty fast and agile."

Over extremely short distances...

Ask one to run a 100 yard dash, and he probably goes to the land of ghosts and shadows before he hits the 30 yard mark.

I think you're underestimating them. I'm pretty sure they could handle 40 yards. The titanics in the NFL do that, at least.

Probably 60 before they start sucking wind.

(And, because sarcasm translates so very poorly into the written word, this post is just as tongue-in-cheek as yours.)
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« Reply #10 on: March 29, 2013, 10:02:15 AM »
Sumo wrestlers are more akin to weight lifters. They're more fast-twitch muscle. That means rapid release of energy, but very rapid depletion of energy.

Football players condition in a very different way than sumos. Even the biggest football players have a combination of fast and slow twitch muscle fiber, giving them a balance of bursts of speed but greater endurance.
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« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2013, 11:12:44 AM »
Not so much.  Reading the story more carefully, "...Supposed Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him.

An actor posing as the son of Fred who does not exist was angrily commenting on a forthcoming live crucifixion, which U.S.-based TV station Battlecam intends to broadcast on Easter Sunday.

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« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2013, 11:45:31 AM »
Quote from: RocketMan on March 29, 2013, 11:12:44 AM
Not so much.  Reading the story more carefully, "...Supposed Westboro Baptist Church member David Phelps was being interviewed in a mobile studio when a 35-stone man, who was wearing no clothes, suddenly burst out of a loo to confront him.

An actor posing as the son of Fred who does not exist was angrily commenting on a forthcoming live crucifixion, which U.S.-based TV station Battlecam intends to broadcast on Easter Sunday.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyh-JpWdGmQ

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