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crt360

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« on: August 03, 2006, 12:35:37 PM »
"It's not my baby's fault their dad is scum," she said.
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2006, 02:06:50 PM »
Did she happen to mention who is at fault?
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2006, 05:15:37 PM »
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Did she happen to mention who is at fault?
George Bush.  What;s the matter with you?
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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2006, 05:40:41 PM »
Yes, Rabbi.  I am sorry.  Shall I report to MoveOn for further reeducation?
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« Reply #4 on: August 03, 2006, 06:02:18 PM »
My favorite ironic headline the past few days:

BREAKING STORY
CRISIS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
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« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2006, 01:38:43 AM »
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My favorite ironic headline the past few days:

BREAKING STORY
CRISIS IN THE MIDDLE EAST
That is pretty ironic.  It's only been a headline 1000 times since I was born.  Maybe someone will get hit with a clue bat and deal with this problem already.  Ooh, I have it...maybe we just blow up Jerusalem since it is the entire point of contention.  I cannot believe a piece of land can cause all this strife.

Sorry, I'm in a foul mood this morning.

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